Ode to "Alone Guy"

[Geewhiz]

To get my mind off Biden..
On the interweb I'm 'slidin..
Pry be on here all night an..
Hope to get me some enlightnen.

Supposed to be workin..
Boss see's me smirkin..
Prolly thinks I'm j#rkin..
Nope, just lurkin.

Now about this alone guy..
His sense of humor's bone dry..
I'd rather sit at home and cry..
Than put myself outside to try.....

…..what he suggested
Makes me think he was molested..
Probly should have been arrested..
Long before his theories crested.

I find myself here wishin..
I for sure don't want to kiss him..
But I will admit I miss him..
Man, I hope he's somewhere fishin.

 

[Billy Goat]

I sure can't write. But an artist I could be.

Y'all should see my stick figures, and paper plate hunting maps.

 

[Northpark]

Wife asks “whatcha reading” me “a hunting forum” her “well shit, how much is it?” Me “don’t worry honey, it’s not about gear, just poetry and manscaping” her

We seriously have some freaking hilarious discussions on here. Never thought I’d read a discussion about manscaping on a hunting forum! My wife has stopped asking what I’m looking at.

 

[woods89]

This is hilarious!

I still wonder if "Alone guy" was someones burner account.........it was just a little too odd......

 

[Antarctica]

Oh my... Geewhiz -

I hereby nominate you...

Poet Laureate of Rokslide!!!

 

[Rich M]

Because I can't understand from the text where you're coming from, let me just be perfectly clear that any scoffing in the fine poetry of this thread is being directed at Alone Guy. Nothing but respect for this site and the moderators. I could care less about Alone Guy. I do however feel like I missed something in his final demise. Not challenging the boss if that's how you read it.

I did it in rhymes. Not scoffing, playing along.

 

[HuntWyld]

As humorous as his interjections may have been, (and I was following all of his posts so I’m well aware) I’m not sure that this thread is anything more than bullying somebody that cannot be here to defend themselves... poor form in my humble opinion.

 

[Geewhiz]

As humorous as his interjections may have been, (and I was following all of his posts so I’m well aware) I’m not sure that this thread is anything more than bullying somebody that cannot be here to defend themselves... poor form in my humble opinion.

Hey man, Just having fun. No intent to be mean or rude or anything. I even wished him well!

 

[tater]

Oh my... Geewhiz -

I hereby nominate you...

Poet Laureate of Rokslide!!!

Here here!!

I second that nomination!

 

[*zap*]

alone guy was just misunderstood, he actually is totally awesome in his own way.....