Where's Bruce?
WKR
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I used to at one time but a buddy and I got all dressed up and went to a decent club to see if we could pick up some women. We were both ups drivers at the time and In pretty good shape. We're having no luck making time with the ladies and we were baffled. About an hour into the evening a chick walks up to us and says in a questioning but accusatory way " you guys are gay right ? Cause your belts match your shoes and clothes ..." we drove across town to the house and changed into jeans and old tees and went back and all was well and if I remember correctly I think we both hooked up. Moral of the story is maybe it's better that the lids and grab its don't match the bags so we don't look gay like the dudes at the trail head in all verde head to toe.
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