Incredible development in hunting technology

[Choupique]

My mawmaw bought me a nice button up camo long sleeve shirt for Christmas one year. I left and went to the camp excited to wear my new shirt the next day. Next morning, can't find my new shirt.

Later on, my brother is coming out the woods wearing half of my brand new shirt. Cut it off right under the titties. I'm still not done beating his ass over that

 

[rileybassman]

I've had tucks pads in my pack just about every hunting trip last few years .. makes a big difference!!

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[cornfedkiller]

Anyone compared these to the Klean Freak ones?

 

[Mt Al]

Brother told me about single dude wipes… you know you’re getting old when you carry this in your wallet instead of a condom

I now have a couple in my pack and bino harness ready to rock. Will come in handy now that chili is back on the menu.

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It's an amazing time to be alive. Game changing innovations coming out on the daily...

 

[Stalker69]

So now we don’t only have “ paper” that is not as decomposable, but for each sheet we have a plastic, foil wrapper that will be on the ground also. And incredible technology seems to be lost.

 

[Still Hunter]

This is a little long story but quite funny. In my youth I had a good hunting buddy that asked me questions all the time about hunting. Once he asked me how did Indians wipe back in the old days. So being the jokester I have always been, I told him Indians carried little leather bags on their hips with fire starter and such and in the small leather bags and there were small round rocks. The Indians would stop at rivers and pick smooth round rock to wipe with so it was nice and smooth. I never gave it another thought. So a year or two later I am sitting my tailgate waiting for him after the morning hunt and he comes around the bend in the woods looking like he had been attacked by a bear. His hunting jacket and flannel shirt were doubled up under one arm and his rifle in the other. His thermal long john was ripped almost completely off his hairy ass belly, chest and halfway around his back. He came in walking hard and fast madder than a a nest of Hornets. I jumped up and started running to him and I said "what happened to you!", he angrily replied " YOU AND YOUR %#@!*&^% %4#&ING ROUND ROCKS!" , " YOU SOB!, I SMEARED CRAP FROM ONE END OF MY ASS TO THE OTHER!!" TOOK ME THIRTY MINUTES JUST TO GET ALL CRAP OFF MY ASS!! . I busted out laughing and he just got madder. He is one of the hairiest men I know, (h literally has to blows dry when he gets out of the shower). About a year later I gave him a little leather cinch bag with the little Indian beads on it full of polished round rocks. That was 43 years ago and we are still great friends. He still gets a bit pissy at me when I bring it up but we both now get a good laugh over it.

 

[F_Man]

This thread reinforces my rule of never touching random pieces of clothing found in the woods.

 

[doc holiday13]

Brother told me about single dude wipes… you know you’re getting old when you carry this in your wallet instead of a condom

You wore condoms??

 

[jpuckett]

Worst poop in the woods story…. Had to grab some wipes quick and my dad threw me some he bought at the gas station… “grime boss” they said…. I had no time to read lables it was HAPPENING…. I was pretty chaffed from days before and I went, wiped, and at that point realized these were for cleaning grease off your hands after working on cars…. Had sandpaper like texture and alcohol in em. LIT ME UP FOR AN HOUR


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[JRay]

The struggle is real

 

[robtattoo]

Anyone compared these to the Klean Freak ones?

They both get the shit off of your bottom & your finger won't go through.
What's to compare?!

 

[EastHumboldt]

Why does every conversation eventually end up being about sex or poop? Not that there’s anything wrong with that… just academic curiosity…. Carry on.

 

[menhaden_man]

You wore condoms??

No, just carried them in high school case it was a deal breaker !

 

[menhaden_man]

Had an older buddy years ago that told me a terrible story... he was at an elk camp (truck camping) with a terrible case of monkey ass after a long day on the mountain.

He was so desperate to resolve the issue that he turned to one of those ArmorAll car upholstery wipes. Said it was a terrible idea - set his ass on fire in the worst way.

Can't imagine what chemicals are in there but surely it was not a good evening.

 

[Afhunter1]

These are the best hunting wipes bar none. Buy these and you will thanks me

https://www.amazon.com/Surviveware-Biodegradable-Cleansing-Cleaning-Hypoallergenic/dp/B074DYPZYK?th=1&psc=1

 

[OKhunt62]

It’s better than the leg of underwear that’s for sure

 

[Titan_Bow]

One of the first things I learned to always have in my pack when I was in the Army back in the 90's, was baby wipes or wet wipes. I guess I was more surprised to learn 30 years later that not everyone carries them LOL.