This is a little long story but quite funny. In my youth I had a good hunting buddy that asked me questions all the time about hunting. Once he asked me how did Indians wipe back in the old days. So being the jokester I have always been, I told him Indians carried little leather bags on their hips with fire starter and such and in the small leather bags and there were small round rocks. The Indians would stop at rivers and pick smooth round rock to wipe with so it was nice and smooth. I never gave it another thought. So a year or two later I am sitting my tailgate waiting for him after the morning hunt and he comes around the bend in the woods looking like he had been attacked by a bear. His hunting jacket and flannel shirt were doubled up under one arm and his rifle in the other. His thermal long john was ripped almost completely off his hairy ass belly, chest and halfway around his back. He came in walking hard and fast madder than a a nest of Hornets. I jumped up and started running to him and I said "what happened to you!", he angrily replied " YOU AND YOUR %#@!*&^% %4#&ING ROUND ROCKS!" , " YOU SOB!, I SMEARED CRAP FROM ONE END OF MY ASS TO THE OTHER!!" TOOK ME THIRTY MINUTES JUST TO GET ALL CRAP OFF MY ASS!! . I busted out laughing and he just got madder. He is one of the hairiest men I know, (h literally has to blows dry when he gets out of the shower). About a year later I gave him a little leather cinch bag with the little Indian beads on it full of polished round rocks. That was 43 years ago and we are still great friends. He still gets a bit pissy at me when I bring it up but we both now get a good laugh over it.
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