I’m not rich, I’m Fat but I’m Reliable and Serious.

I am far from looking like a movie star but come on. I can run and do almost anything a younger person can. Take care of yourself buddy.
Assuming I can't is the funny thing lol.
I can't run a marathon, wouldn't even if I could.
I'm a human pack mule. Semi-professional arm wrestling champion. Amateur bear wrestler (clothing optional).
Is my BMI higher than yours? Probably.
Will I steal some of your snacks but also keep you alive in a blizzard...Also Probably.
 
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