How long do you go without showering?

How long do you typically go? At home, not hunting.

  • 12 hrs

    Votes: 17 14.4%
  • 24 hrs

    Votes: 80 67.8%
  • 36-48 hrs

    Votes: 11 9.3%
  • Every 3-7 days

    Votes: 10 8.5%
  • Longer, explain below.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    118
I don’t think the wife would let me into bed without showering. I spent 9days in moose camp one year and couldn’t stand the smell of myself
 
For many years I was a “shower before work” guy. Now I’m a “shower after work guy”. During Covid (when I was still a shower before work guy) I’d let it go three or even four days. Back in the day in a one room cabin in AK with no running water… two weeks was about the limit (in winter).
 
Twice a day. Once before picking up the kids in the evening which is my first public appearance most days and again after working out which is right before going to bed.
 
Shower? That is the scent of virility, kids.

(Every day or 2x/day if working outside and sweating, unless location dictates otherwise)
 
I put down every twelve hours, but I generally shower more often than that in the summer. I know it’s probably better for my skin to shower less frequently, but I love a hot shower. On my best days, I will take the dog for a hike, then shower, then workout a bit later, shower again, and then shower again before bed.

In Afghanistan, I went over a month without a shower. I don’t want to do that again. For a few days, you smell yourself, then you stop noticing it, then you start noticing it again. That’s not a great sign.

The rotten pickle smell of a couple hundred Marines packed into an auditorium was always the worst part of ending the 4-week live fire portion at Twentynine Palms.
 
Most of the year usually every night. Winter time I might go 2 days, maybe 3 if I have not been very active.
 
One of my favorite modern folk sayings is from my time working for a swiss company. The old school swiss guys had a saying that roughly was “he takes warm showers”, which was a derogatory comment about someone being soft. Ie Men take either an ice cold shower or a scalding hot shower, but anything in between was a sign of weakness. Ive always taken this to heart.

It strikes me there is a real classification of people in this. Curious where folks fit into this and what it says about them.

I suppose someone could even plot this in 3 dimensions with shower duration?

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