how fast/slow are you at the ATM?

[Ucsdryder]

It’s not that big of a deal to deposit some money.


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I agree. My grandpa still does it too!

 

[TheGDog]

I generally don't do lines.

Uh huh... sure... tell it to the judge. (Hehe) "Snnniiiiiiiiiifffffff....!!!!"

 

[TheGDog]

The one that enfuriates me? Is folks older then me at a grocery store... takin' their sweet-ass time at the keypad reading every Gawd damned menu on the machine!

I'm over here in my head like... B*tch HELLOOOOOO!!! ATM's have been around since 1987 so don't Act like you don't know WTF you're doin' here with this... even your Broke-n-Po a$$ knows how to use one so giddy-the-f*ck on with it already!!! Let's GO!!!..... Let's GO!!!!!



Sometimes it feels like the entire rest of the world is stuck-on-stupid or something. Either that or their just completely fine with the disrespectfully seemingly deliberately slow actions of some who are f*cking it all up for everybody else. Ya know... such as Prius Drivers in the HOV lane? Hell.. Prius driver in ANY Gawd damned lane for that matter! And Heaven help you if you get 2-3 of 'em rollin' side-by-side on some sh*t like the 405 Fwy. They easily will backup a good 20 cars deep! And that is why for DECADES I wouldn't do the Fwy unless on Moto. Just couldn't stand it.

And these mother f*ckers are over here wondering why people snap and go buck-nutty with firearms and sh*!.... The absolute nerve of some people, seriously! I was always taught when desert riding... if you go down or you have to stop... you damn well better pull-off to the side of the trail or else somebody is gonna come bombin' along right behind ya and f*ck your sh*t up somethin' fierce for being an idiot and stopping in the middle of the trail!!! You don't Stop in the middle of the Trail!!!

Same shizzle goes with a damn grocery store. And Oh... my... Mutha-f*cking Gawd don't get me started on no damn CostCo people... Whoooo!!! It's like those mofos brains turn-off and their mouths begin hanging open the moment they walk in that mofo! Y'ever notice how when YOU are in there.. you know.. about your business with a purpose.. if YOU happen to stop and take an interest in a product... how these same mouth-breathers all of a sudden get intrigued by that same product and wanna then decide to check it out and be all up in your biznass? Eeesh. And that is part of why I haven't been in that place in years.

And also the shoppers in that place. Just.. just DUMB!!! Drive to hell and gone out of their way with expensive gas... to save like 10 cents on some damn stupid thing. and waste up to 45-75 extra minutes to their day because they decided to go there instead.

 

[5MilesBack]

Uh huh... sure... tell it to the judge. (Hehe) "Snnniiiiiiiiiifffffff....!!!!"

Well, I did say I'm always on the move.

I also have a gift for waking people from their coma's while they're supposedly driving. While I'm behind them on a 2-lane road, they're doing 5-10 under the speed limit. After I pass them, they are miraculously healed and awake from their coma and now driving the same speed I am. I guess I have the gift of healing as well, just by driving past them.

 

[def90]

Venmo, PayPal. Take a picture of the check to deposit.

Can’t deposit cash by taking a photo of it..

 

[Ucsdryder]

Can’t deposit cash by taking a photo of it..

Cash doesn’t go in the bank unless it’s a big number. Always good to have a stockpile, just in case.

 

[Davidson51]

Agreed, gotta hold onto the cash. Banks aren't paying any interest right now, dig another hole in the backyard instead.

 

[WCB]

Anybody remember when writing checks and the person in front of you wouldn't even have their check book out when the cashier told them the total....Then they would ask "who do I make it out to?"....ah the good ole days.

unless someone is just blatantly being a nimrod or say at a fast food place just starts looking at the menu when it is their turn I don't really mind. I see people getting antsy/annoyed when people pay with cash instead of a card because it takes 10 sec longer.

And to who ever purposely slows down lines...you are a jacka$$

 

[TheGDog]

Well, I did say I'm always on the move.

I also have a gift for waking people from their coma's while they're supposedly driving. While I'm behind them on a 2-lane road, they're doing 5-10 under the speed limit. After I pass them, they are miraculously healed and awake from their coma and now driving the same speed I am. I guess I have the gift of healing as well, just by driving past them.

OH I know!!! Right? And it's like... Oh now You're gonna go and have a problem with a mofo wantin' to pass your lame @$$?? Seriously??

 

[TheGDog]

or say at a fast food place just starts looking at the menu when it is their turn

That one... makes me feel murderous inside. It's like "B*tch! The hell were you doin' when errbody and their Mama was in line just like you?? B*tch we all know WTH we want because we've been in line just as long as you ya idiot!!" Just rude and disrespectful to everyone involved.

 

[Trial153]

ATM? I had to goggle it. Sorry boys Lets keep this sight clean and family friendly

 

[Laelkhunter]

I go the speed limit or a few miles under too while driving. Pisses people off, but I get a kick out of it.

Here in Louisiana there is a moving violation called "Rolling roadblock", which means you are supposed to stay in the right lane unless passing or turning. If you "park" your ass in the left lane, you can get ticketed for "rolling roadblock", even if you are doing the speedlimit. It's only $750 so feel free to piss people off because they are trying to get someplace, but I guess not as important as the place you are driving to.

 

[browning2480]

Here in Louisiana the is a moving violation called "Rolling roadblock", which means you are supposed to stay in the right lane unless passing or turning. If you "park" your ass in the left lane, you can get ticketed for "rolling roadblock", even if you are doing the speedlimit. It's only $750 so feel free to piss people off. They are trying to get someplace, but I guess not as important as the place you are driving to.

This is what I enjoyed about driving on the Autobahn in Germany. You learn real quick not to drive in those left lanes, because someone was coming up on you at 130 mph and they don't like to slow down. You had best stay out of the way.

 

[woods89]

Can we also address people fueling up compact cars at the diesel-gas combo pumps when there are multiple gas-only pumps available?

 

[ReddingArcher]

You know its the off season when we are discussing how fast we are at the ATM lol.

I havent been to an atm in I cant tell you how long. I like to have a couple hundred bucks on me all the time and I like to go into the bank to deposit my check. My fiance gives me crap about carrying cash and going inside the bank all the time.

I am generally pretty patient but I will lose it pretty quick with someone writing a check at the grocery store. Its rare but I have had a few people do it in the last year. I had one of my employees write a check for some furniture he bought from me, I almost just gave it to him at that point. Who writes a check for that kind of stuff?!

 

[Timberline001]

You know its the off season when we are discussing how fast we are at the ATM lol.

I havent been to an atm in I cant tell you how long. I like to have a couple hundred bucks on me all the time and I like to go into the bank to deposit my check. My fiance gives me crap about carrying cash and going inside the bank all the time.

I am generally pretty patient but I will lose it pretty quick with someone writing a check at the grocery store. Its rare but I have had a few people do it in the last year. I had one of my employees write a check for some furniture he bought from me, I almost just gave it to him at that point. Who writes a check for that kind of stuff?!

People who don’t grab cash at the ATM I think it’s easier for some t whip out a check than ask if you take Venmo lol


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[dtrkyman]

Lickity split!


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[.204smokechaser]

Here in Louisiana there is a moving violation called "Rolling roadblock", which means you are supposed to stay in the right lane unless passing or turning. If you "park" your ass in the left lane, you can get ticketed for "rolling roadblock", even if you are doing the speedlimit. It's only $750 so feel free to piss people off because they are trying to get someplace, but I guess not as important as the place you are driving to.

I follow the rules of the road and am in the far right lane unless moving over for broke down cars or vehicles with flashing lights. I know people who've been killed by people not moving over for emergency workers.

Oh yeah I use pullouts too. There's 24 hours in a day so plenty of time to get somewhere I need to go.

 

[TheGDog]

Pullouts! Yes.. Oh my goodness..ugh.. D11? If you happen to call it early on a hunt one day... or you get lucky so can leave while still during daylight? Pssh.. while nicely enjoying the effects of gravity making your windy mountain road drive-out proceed nice and briskly... and then it happens... that disrespectful person who apparently didn't get the memo that says if there 5 cars backed up behind you, you are to pull over and let them by as soon as it is safe for you to do so!

 

[whaack]

It's just like everything else......it seems that EVERYONE except me is in super slow mode all the time........when the traffic lights turn green it could be 15 seconds before I can move because the front two people are slow as molasses. The grocery store.......walking across the street.......the ATM.......at the teller in the bank........in the drive-thru.......everyone is slow as mud. And my personal favorite........the bathroom. My room mate in college could spend 1/2 hour in there taking a dump. The bathroom is the last place I want to spend time in. In.......dump......wipe......flush....and go. 1 minute tops. Move it along folks..........."TODAY......WHILE WE'RE YOUNG"........some of us are actually trying to get somewhere, and get something accomplished. Sheesh. So at the ATM.......yes, I'm not slow. If I was, I'd beat myself up. But I always get a receipt.

A-freaking-men.

Act like you mean to do it. Drive like you intended to get somewhere. Ugh.


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