Hot tips: must be useful, funnier the better.

[Z71&Gun]

Does your wife spend too much money at Target? Make some of that money back by using the paper shopping bags at the gun range.

 

[Pony Soldier]

I open the doors and windows at night (7pm) to warm up the house. By morning it will be 45-50 for the rest of the day.

Granted the outside will only climb to 78-80 but its nice to start work with a light jacket.

 

[WeiserBucks]

Never put your hands where you wouldn't put your Johnson.

 

[Silveroddo]

Never put your hands where you wouldn't put your Johnson.

Beat me to it, words to live by

 

[wesGiddingshunt]

If you shit yourself at work, don’t wipe with blue Clorox wipes. Heard this from a friend.

 

[87TT]

Never sneak a sip out of your buddy’s soda can if he chews.

 

[kentuckybowman]

never buy your girl a watch for a gift, there is a clock on the stove.

 

[FrankNess14]

He who straddles the fence gets a sore crotch


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[Bluumoon]

Turn off your Bluetooth when watching things on your phone you wouldn’t want others to hear.

 

[The10%]

Turn off your Bluetooth when watching things on your phone you wouldn’t want others to hear.

Is there a story behind this?

 

[b0nes]

Don’t fart in your cover-alls.

 

[Loo.wii]

Don’t fart in your cover-alls.

waders too

 

[DuckDogDr]

Modern day don’t squat with your spurs on….

When that not so easy feeling hits your lower GI tract in the marsh make sure that one area of raised ground isn’t a giant fire ant mound …..

 

[Red Letters]

Ex-lax will cure a cough or sneezes

 

[87TT]

Don’t fart in your cover-alls.

 

[Loo.wii]

Leaves are never enough to wipe your a$$

 

[Bluumoon]

Is there a story behind this?

Two.

We had friends over for the weekend, the guys all headed for bed and the gals stayed up listening to music and hanging out. Problem was the person controlling the music forgot he was controlling the music and switched subject matter when he “went to bed”. The music got a little more “heated” and the gals woke us all up looking for the offending party.

The other, a friend was at the beach w family, ie parents and siblings. He went to bed and his mom and sister were still up listening to music….

 

[*zap*]

Do deep squats..... no baby reps.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Don't mistake Clorox wipes for wet ones. Ask me how I know????

 

[Gutshot007]

Local pizza joint on the bottom of their boxes . I thought a good idea