Heated moustache straightener?

[The big greasy]

Anyone use one of these to keep their moustaches straight?, if so what one do you use?

 

[ReddingArcher]

 

[WCB]

Yeah...its called a woman

 

[Elkslut]

Thought this was a lead in to a mustache ride joke.

 

[The big greasy]

Lol yeah I suppose the title looked like a good joke, just wanting a nice straight moustache/beard hair, not a curly cave man kind lol. Tried all kinds of moustache wax, but not a great fix.

 

[philos]

I think the fact that a guy named the big greasy is asking about a way to straighten a mustache is more impactful than the thread about manscaping.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Good on you big greasy, I hope you find your stash straightener before the grease runs out

 

[The big greasy]

I think the fact that a guy named the big greasy is asking about a way to straighten a mustache is more impactful than the thread about manscaping.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Good on you big greasy, I hope you find your stash straightener before the grease runs out

It will never run out…

 

[lampley24]

Mountaineer brand

 

[Blake C]

Shave that d*** broom.
Problem solved

 

[lampley24]

Shave that d*** broom.
Problem solved

Heard Cookie Duster before, but thats a new one to me. Lol