Grand Canyon bison cull draws....

[ODB]

45k applicants.

But don’t worry, the increased popularity of hunting among the inter webs won’t affect your local hunting...

Chance to hunt bison at Grand Canyon draws 45k applicants

More than 45,000 people have applied for one of a dozen spots to help thin a herd of bison at Grand Canyon National Park.

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[Vandy321]

0.026%...

 

[Fatcamp]

Wonder what percentage can carry 100# over uneven terrain.

 

[Clarence]

Wonder what percentage can carry 100# over uneven terrain.

.013% of 48,000. What are the odds that those are the ones that get drawn? That math is over my head.

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[Mtnboy]

Wonder what percentage can carry 100# over uneven terrain.

On the internet or in real life?

 

[Dexter Grayson]

Just call Snyder, he’ll carry the whole thing out in once piece in a Kifaru Stryker.

 

[Fatcamp]

.013% of 48,000. What are the odds that those are the ones that get drawn? That math is over my head.

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Agreed. I'm not very smart, but I can carry heavy things.

 

[Fatcamp]

On the internet or in real life?

The interwebs are real life, friendo.

 

[Mtnboy]

The interwebs are real life, friendo.

Something tells me there are a hell of a lot more guys who can carry 100lbs online than in real life. I'd wager a guess there are quite a few on this site as a matter of fact.

 

[Fatcamp]

Something tells me there are a hell of a lot more guys who can carry 100lbs online than in real life. I'd wager a guess there are quite a few on this site as a matter of fact.

LOL. I can do it. Never a highlight of my day.

 

[bbassi]

.013% of 48,000. What are the odds that those are the ones that get drawn? That math is over my head.

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IDK, but I'm betting 100% of those .013 are politically connected.

 

[Outdoor Writer]

It has begun.....

Thousands Sign Petition to Stop Grand Canyon Bison Hunt Lottery After 45,000 Volunteer.

 

[DenverCountryBoy]

Today is the day. Anyone get picked?

 

[Poser]

It has begun.....

Thousands Sign Petition to Stop Grand Canyon Bison Hunt Lottery After 45,000 Volunteer.

They have 7,000. We have 45,000

To be fair, some or many of their numbers are soy boys and basic bitches, but also to be fair, many or most of our #s are fat slobs so here’s the plan:

Well get the flat brims high on Mtn Ops and send them in to seduce the women Magic Mike style. Meanwhile, the the fat boys will have been prestaged in sniper positions days ahead (they can live off their fat stores) who will unleash a fury of paintballs packed with blood on the soy boys. 9 months later, the women will all give birth to flat brim Jrs. -got to play the long game here. While this is happening, 12 bison will be killed, we’ll feed the fat boys to replenish their Lauders, the flat brims will get some selfies with the women and the animals.

 

[roadrunner]

0.026%...

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But, if they studied and planned, their chances are much higher than that.

At least that's what I was told somewhere else.

 

[Billy Goat]

They have 7,000. We have 45,000

To be fair, some or many of their numbers are soy boys and basic bitches, but also to be fair, many or most of our #s are fat slobs so here’s the plan:

Well get the flat brims high on Mtn Ops and send them in to seduce the women Magic Mike style. Meanwhile, the the fat boys will have been prestaged in sniper positions days ahead (they can live off their fat stores) who will unleash a fury of paintballs packed with blood on the soy boys. 9 months later, the women will all give birth to flat brim Jrs. -got to play the long game here. While this is happening, 12 bison will be killed, we’ll feed the fat boys to replenish their Lauders, the flat brims will get some selfies with the women and the animals.

The problem with your scenario is the soy boys will be surrounding the mtn ops flat brimmers watching and dreaming like sophomore girls at a senior prom. Lot of friendly casualties in the situation.



Ahh hell, I don't care. I'll paint them all.

Save me a little neck scraps for the after stew.

 

[khunter]

to heck with that national park S&i#t show. I drew a north of the ditch bison tag. gonna be. fun hunt.

 

[Outdoor Writer]

to heck with that national park S&i#t show. I drew a north of the ditch bison tag. gonna be. fun hunt.

Congrats.

 

[Button]

I see a lot of people in public carrying an extra 100# of mass…

 

[Button]

They have 7,000. We have 45,000

To be fair, some or many of their numbers are soy boys and basic bitches, but also to be fair, many or most of our #s are fat slobs so here’s the plan:

Well get the flat brims high on Mtn Ops and send them in to seduce the women Magic Mike style. Meanwhile, the the fat boys will have been prestaged in sniper positions days ahead (they can live off their fat stores) who will unleash a fury of paintballs packed with blood on the soy boys. 9 months later, the women will all give birth to flat brim Jrs. -got to play the long game here. While this is happening, 12 bison will be killed, we’ll feed the fat boys to replenish their Lauders, the flat brims will get some selfies with the women and the animals.

This is hilarious.