Funny / Stupid Bumper Stickers

[lukebrowning]

What are some of the better ones you’ve seen?

 

[Gettincloser]

I wish this thread would have take off! I lo e funny stickers.

Mostly, my cousins and I swap out valve stem covers at family gatherings! (Middle finger, genitalia, ball sack...) but there was a magnetic bumpersticker that floated around for a while "I'm so gag, I can't even drive straight". He works high-rise cranes as the crew chief... his guys would hardly talk to him for a week! It was great!

 

[2531usmc]

Surprised, this thread isn’t blowing up.

Sadly, I don’t have any funny bumper stickers to share

 

[NRA4LIFE]

My brothers had one on their truck, very simple "I Hate People".

 

[Taudisio]

I have seen two that make me smile every time, one isn’t really a bumper sticker though. One was a painted steel bumper on a septic truck that read, “Hauling political promises.”
The other is a local guy that drives a blue Prius that says,
“Cool Prius”
-Nobody

 

[mt100gr.]

What are some of the better ones you’ve seen?

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The "6" on that plate is the funniest part of it!

 

[Esteban]

The "6" on that plate is the funniest part of it!

County 6 becoming more and more like county 4

 

[cnelk]

Best one I saw….

“Don’t argue with your wife - just dicker”

 

[jahaze]

I had one on my truck for years that said "Strip mining prevents forest fires" the environmentalists loved that one. I need to find another one...


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[Geewhiz]

I had one on my truck for years that said "Strip mining prevents forest fires" the environmentalists loved that one. I need to find another one...


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I had the same one on the back of a geo metro that I drove for years.

 

[HunterGatherer]

 

[dårlig jeger]

This place is turning into reddit.

Lemme get in my time machine and show you guys the chive

 

[madtinker]

I always liked “Vegetarian - old Indian word for bad hunter”

 

[JMundy84]

This place is turning into reddit.

Lemme get in my time machine and show you guys the chive

Keep calm and chive on

 

[ddd-shooter]

A guy worked for me a few years ago and his brother in law slapped a “I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight!” Sticker on the bumper.

I was THRILLED to be the first to point it out to him