Four words that ruin an elk hunt

[duckhuntr]

How'd he get upwind?

 

[dreadi]

That's not a spike.

 

[Todd P]

Expected due date Sept.

 

[maxx075]

HELP NO BLOOD

 

[Vaquero 45]

Broke my only bowstring !

 

[Vaquero 45]

Cribber chewed my bow ......

 

[Vaquero 45]

Backtracking lost my pistol ! ....

 

[ScreamingPotato]

Getting married in September!

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Shoot, and, shoot again.

 

[IdahoBeav]

Where is my release?

 

[saskhunter]

I just sh*t myself.

 

[Carr5vols]

Rental is not available.

 

[intunegp]

Well, better ask Rokslide

 

[ArrowForester]

“I’m going to ER”
In an inReach text from wife the day before a cold front and halfway through the hunting trip.

 

[cornchuck]

I cant afford it

Jason

 

[Vaquero 45]

My wife found receipts !

 

[taskswap]

"You just missed one!"

 

[AngryIdahoan]

Look, another Washington plate

 

[ShiddyPiddy]

Quad (vehicle, sxs, etc) drove up trail

 

[Mattyq17]

You got me pregnant