Bear Bag Hanging Systems;
Most backpackers visiting wilderness areas, and camping below the tree-line, where bears are either not particularly habituated,
or where bears are habituated but bear canisters are not required, employ some sort of bear bag hanging system, that usually
consists of a stuff sack and a rope. The most common method, as theoretically - and quite simply - described in many
backpacking how-to books, goes something like this in real life:
1. Put your food in a stuff sack.
2. Tie one end of the rope to the stuff sack.
3. Tie the other end of the rope around a rock you find on the ground that happens to be the only rock within a three-mile
radius and is perfectly spherical with a coefficient of friction akin to Body Glide.
4. Select your tree of choice, which Murphy’s Law dictates is at least four miles from the nearest comfortable campsite and
has only two limbs that can support your food weight: one at eye level - high enough to keep mice and beetles at bay -
and one high enough that if you hung an orange stuff sack up there, it would serve as an emergency signaling device,
visible by spy satellites.
5. Find another tree with a sturdy branch about 15 feet off the ground.
6. Throw the rock towards the branch. Line gets tangled around your ankle and rock makes it only six feet high before
slamming back into the ground with a thud.
7. Retie your complex knot. Then, lash the rope around the slippery, spherical rock, and try your throw again. This time the
rock sails successfully over the branch, but the end of the rope has slipped off and remains in a crumpled pile at your
feet. Your rock ends up in the next county, never to be seen again.
8. Find a new rock.
9. Repeat Step 7 until the rope is successfully hung over the tree. This could take several hours, so have your headlamp
ready, and maybe your cooking supplies, so you can take a dinner break.
10. Pull your food up over the branch, tie the other end of the rope to the tree trunk, and go to bed - exhausted - but proud of
your significant accomplishment.
11. Wake up in the morning and learn that a black bear has chewed through the rope, dropped your bag, and had a feast,
leaving you three days from the nearest road with a Clif Bar wrapper and some peanut butter on the inside of your now
shredded stuff sack.
12. Make a commitment to learn the counterbalance method of hanging when you get home.