Flats or Drums?

[KsRancher]

How do you guys get your face dirty eating a drum? Thats why I eat the drums. I can eat them with one hand, not get my face dirty and leave the other hand clean so my cup doesn't get all nasty

 

[Wyohammer]

Flats! Had a waitress at Hooters 20years ago show us this trick. Haven’t looked back since.

 

[Burnsie]

It’s obvious you don’t know how to eat them. With properly cooked flats you pop the bones out with your fingers and eat the rest of it whole. It’s kind of like learning to eat crab legs properly and efficiently.

Exactly what I'm saying - with drums I don't have to pop any bones out and have them cooked perfectly. Nobody is having to make a YouTube video to show you a special hack on how to eat drums correctly. You just grab it and eat it.
I think there is is a certain subset of wing eaters that like to sit around the table and show / let others know how they have mastered the special flats technique.
Drums always!

 

[bowhuntercoop]

This is silly, not only do you get more meat, but overall just easier to eat and tastier.

Drums every single time, I will eat flats for sure, but they ain’t even close to the same league as a drum.

I had a one of my Marines that would get blasted every weekend and order a 20 piece nugget. Alllll boots. Would literally only take the nuggets unless every single one was boot shaped. He was wild to say the least lol.

 

[SCHUNTER73]

whenever I get a large pack, I always cook 2:1 flats vs drums. My wife would pass on wings altogether if flats weren’t available.

 

[grfox92]

False.

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Looks like I am going to have conduct a full blown investigation on this. How many full wings will need to be analyzed in order to be a legitimate study?

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[sbaker0029]

Looks like I am going to have conduct a full blown investigation on this. How many full wings will need to be analyzed in order to be a legitimate study?

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I'm going to say for legit data, you're going to need at least 30 full wings. Three, five, or ten wings just won't do