I was at the local rifle range this past weekend getting some practice in. The Range Safety Officer (RSO), as this one typically does, started making some comments to me about how I was dressed (boots on, bino harness, gloves). I believe in practicing like you play so I often get comments about dressing up too much for the range.
Regardless, I comment to the RSO that he always picks on me because I'm the young guy and that makes it too easy for him. Him and an older gentleman next to him laugh and say the RSOs pick on the old guys too. They mention that there's actually an old guy day at the range, which is apparently on Thurdays. They call it the "old fart day" he says. So I asked him "you require eye and ear protection every day of the week, so do you require nose protection on Thursdays?"
They got a good kick out of it anyhow.