Doritos

[wind gypsy]

Sun Chips garden salsa.

 

[Ice-kub]

Sweet chili heat all day

 

[intunegp]

Sun Chips garden salsa.

Hey hey hey start your own poll. But yeah they would get my Sun Chip vote.

 

[Turkeygetpwnd38]

My biggest take away from this thread is how many options there are. I must be living under a rock because I thought there were just original and cool ranch. The future is now!

 

[mxgsfmdpx]

OK turkeyburger man with tater tots.

It’s how he maintains that “smedium” shirt size.

 

[robertpaulsen]

This poll has made me perhaps reconsider cool ranch Doritos. It’s been 20ish years since I’ve tried them last. With so many people liking them I may just pick up a bag.

 

[Ucsdryder]

OK turkeyburger man with tater tots.

Dick

 

[mxgsfmdpx]

I’m already way too fat right now for this thread. Checking out.

 

[HighUintas]

I'm pretty experienced with Doritos. They're much more skittish and jumpy than high pressure cous. You've really got to work the wind. You can often locate them by listening for subtle crunches ... Sounds kind of like someone handling mylar bags, or that are similar to kids whining whining "Takis!" I like to constantly move, rather than sit and wait. They rarely ever come out of their bed, so an ambush is tough.

 

[CorbLand]

I'm pretty experienced with Doritos. They're much more skittish and jumpy than high pressure cous. You've really got to work the wind. You can often locate them by listening for subtle crunches ... Sounds kind of like someone handling mylar bags, or that are similar to kids whining whining "Takis!" I like to constantly move, rather than sit and wait. They rarely ever come out of their bed, so an ambush is tough.

 

[CorbLand]

My biggest take away from this thread is how many options there are. I must be living under a rock because I thought there were just original and cool ranch. The future is now!

Seriously, beg, borrow, or steal a bag of Salsa Verde but dont blame me for the addiction.

Then you are going to make yourself a ham and cheese sandwich. Between the ham and cheese do a layer or two of Salsa Verde chips. Then take a bite and the result will be something similar to the meme we are not allowed to use.

Then after that, go buy a bag of Lays BBQ chips, a can of pork and beans and hotdogs. Put the pork and beans in the fridge overnight. Cook the hotdogs over a fire, put a layer of chips on each side of the bun, put a hotdog in and put about a spoonful of pork and beans over the top with a smidge of mustard.

You are welcome.

 

[Smokey Bear]

Haha its not just doritos the smell of nacho cheese flavoring anything makes me want to barf. I think it goes back to being a kid eating a whole bag then puking it all up.

This is the same for me. Can’t eat nacho anymore. Cool Ranch, but I like Taco flavored better.

 

[ReddingArcher]

I dont eat either anymore, but cool ranch is the only correct option. My wife and kids like the nacho cheese ones and the smell makes me want to puke.

 

[HighUintas]

Agree on salsa Verde by the way. 2nd would be the sweet/spicy one

 

[PredatoronthePrairie]

Honestly can crush them all.

But spicy nacho is tops.

 

[idelkslayer]

Seriously, beg, borrow, or steal a bag of Salsa Verde but dont blame me for the addiction.

Then you are going to make yourself a ham and cheese sandwich. Between the ham and cheese do a layer or two of Salsa Verde chips. Then take a bite and the result will be something similar to the meme we are not allowed to use.

Then after that, go buy a bag of Lays BBQ chips, a can of pork and beans and hotdogs. Put the pork and beans in the fridge overnight. Cook the hotdogs over a fire, put a layer of chips on each side of the bun, put a hotdog in and put about a spoonful of pork and beans over the top with a smidge of mustard.

You are welcome.

I think you should start a thread where you post your recipes. When I'm feeling brave I'll read it and try a few.

 

[CorbLand]

I think you should start a thread where you post your recipes. When I'm feeling brave I'll read it and try a few.

I may do that. I will start it with how to make a Top Ramen sandwich. We called them smackwiches.

 

[MuleyFever]

 

[intunegp]

For all you guys gagging at the smell of a bag of chips, you better hope you never poke the stomach when gutting a deer.

 

[Turkeygetpwnd38]