Chuck Norris.....RIP

[OregonSteeler]

God said, “Let there be light.” Chuck Norris replied: “Say please.”​

Chuck Norris got mad at dinosaurs once.....Only once.​

Chuck Norris built the cabin he was born in.​

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip. ​

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[Customweld]

I never did get the origin of the jokes-where did these all come from?

Much like Keith Richards, they've always just been there.

 

[BRTreedogs]

I always respected Chuck Norris, he seemed to handle fame the proper way. If only more were like him.

I never did get the origin of the jokes-where did these all come from?

They started as legit tv commercials I think.

Toyota Tacoma may have started it.

 

[ozyclint]

Chuck Norris once vacationed at the Virgin Islands. They're now known simply as, The Islands.

 

[full choke]

It takes Chuck Norris 30 seconds to cook Minute rice

Chuck Norris can speak braille

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

RIP Sir

 

[Pony Soldier]

He got a good run but he will be hard to replace. One of the best!

 

[Fatcamp]

Bummer

 

[WeiserBucks]

 

[RollingWilly]

Chuck and Jeremiah Johnson in the same day.. if there was ever a day some ass kicking was going on in heaven, there’s a whole lot of it going down today.

 

[Nickofthewoods]

When Chuck Norris was abducted by aliens he wasn't the one that got an anal probe.

 

[cnelk]

I remember back in the early 90s they filmed an episode of Walker Texas Ranger up on the Poudre River west of Ft Collins CO.
They closed Hwy 14 down at times