Chuck Norris.....RIP

[OregonSteeler]

God said, “Let there be light.” Chuck Norris replied: “Say please.”​

Chuck Norris got mad at dinosaurs once.....Only once.​

Chuck Norris built the cabin he was born in.​

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip. ​

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[Customweld]

I never did get the origin of the jokes-where did these all come from?

Much like Keith Richards, they've always just been there.

 

[BRTreedogs]

I always respected Chuck Norris, he seemed to handle fame the proper way. If only more were like him.

I never did get the origin of the jokes-where did these all come from?

They started as legit tv commercials I think.

Toyota Tacoma may have started it.

 

[ozyclint]

Chuck Norris once vacationed at the Virgin Islands. They're now known simply as, The Islands.

 

[full choke]

It takes Chuck Norris 30 seconds to cook Minute rice

Chuck Norris can speak braille

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

RIP Sir

 

[Pony Soldier]

He got a good run but he will be hard to replace. One of the best!

 

[Fatcamp]

Bummer

 

[WeiserBucks]

 

[RollingWilly]

Chuck and Jeremiah Johnson in the same day.. if there was ever a day some ass kicking was going on in heaven, there’s a whole lot of it going down today.