Characters of RokSlide

[EastHumboldt]

It bugs me in a good way that the bag of chips is opened from the bottom.

Only an animal who doesnt give a F opens chips upside down.

Agreed. When the bag is upside down, the chips are upside down, and when the chips are upside down, they taste….. bad and wrong.

 

[TheCougar]

 

[EastHumboldt]

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Some of us dont know what happened to Billygoat’s arm…. We want to hear the story, especially if it involves tipping over a Bobcat and catching it on fire. And somehow snack cakes and NASCAR were involved? I mean… good story right?

 

[TheCougar]

Some of us dont know what happened to Billygoat’s arm…. We want to hear the story, especially if it involves tipping over a Bobcat and catching it on fire. And somehow snack cakes and NASCAR were involved? I mean… good story right?

The skid steer on fire was a completely separate incident. NASCAR was just creative license to get Little Debbie on there and so I could riff on Talladega Nights. As far as Little Debbie… IYKYK.

I’ll let him tell the story of his arm. I’m just here to help him cope through humor.

 

[wnelson14]

just sitting here patiently waiting for the, Muley Freak, & the Joesph Von Talk Funny versions……………

 

[EastHumboldt]

The skid steer on fire was a completely separate incident. NASCAR was just creative license to get Little Debbie on there and so I could riff on Talladega Nights. As far as Little Debbie… IYKYK.

I’ll let him tell the story of his arm. I’m just here to help him cope through humor.

I have friends like you who help me cope through humor. Quite few years ago I bought about 400’ of powder river style panels and gates for a horse corral for my wife. Buddy came over to help me unload and set em up. About 5 years after that, we divorced, somewhat amiably. She calls me and says “ I don’t want these panels anymore. Do you need ‘em?” Well I did, and I got a good deal on them…. Exactly 1/2 what I paid the first time I bought them. Same buddy comes to help me load them up, and when he finds out I paid for them, he can’t help it. “So how many times you gonna buy these same goddamn panels?” “If you buy em again, do I get a finders fee?”

Another friend came over to help after I lost a horse to colic. I had romantic notions that I did t want the horses body to go to the rendering plant, and I was gonna leave him up in the hills for the coyotes and eagles, just like if he was a wild horse. He brought his backhoe so we could load the horse in my pickup and drop him off out in the hills. I had hooked a heavy rope to his halter and used my trailer hitch to tow the poor critter out of his paddock to where we could more easily load him up. He was lying behind my truck with the rope still kind of taut when my friend drove up,in the hoe. He shut it off, got out, and stood with hands on hips surveying the grim situation. Well, He says “I see you finally broke him to lead!”

 

[Nickofthewoods]

Something is not quite right with AI Little Debbie. And what is up with @Billy Goat's AI finger?

 

[realunlucky]

just sitting here patiently waiting for the, Muley Freak, & the Joesph Von Talk Funny versions……………

I'd guess having to much fun on this thread will likely get people a timeout

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[atmat]

I'd guess having to much fun on this thread will likely get people a timeout

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Lol shocker.

 

[TheCougar]

I'd guess having to much fun on this thread will likely get people a timeout

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“Hey Tony, can I borrow your FunZapper?”

 

[TheCougar]

just sitting here patiently waiting for the, Muley Freak, & the Joesph Von Talk Funny versions……………

I have some great ideas for a Bowmar one, but I’ve already been given one Bowmar-related stern talking-to from Robby…. I don’t know how he was holding his phone and had both hands on his hips at the same time, but that was the visual.

 

[TheCougar]

Something is not quite right with AI Little Debbie. And what is up with @Billy Goat's AI finger?

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If you knew where that finger had been, you wouldn’t think it was strange.

 

[Ucsdryder]

I have some great ideas for a Bowmar one, but I’ve already been given one Bowmar-related stern talking-to from Robby…. I don’t know how he was holding his phone and had both hands on his hips at the same time, but that was the visual.

I thought I was the only one that’s gotten a stern talking to from Robby.

 

[TheCougar]

I thought I was the only one that’s gotten a stern talking to from Robby.

there’s more of us than you think. We ought to have our own sub forum.

 

[Ucsdryder]

there’s more of us than you think. We ought to have our own sub forum.

No mods allowed…

 

[TheCougar]

No mods allowed…

 

[ianpadron]

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And I’m in timeout

This is the best one by such a wide margin it isn't even funny

 

[Billy Goat]

I'd guess having to much fun on this thread will likely get people a timeout

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Is this exactly necessary?

Or you just giving us more tag lines?

 

[Billy Goat]

there’s more of us than you think. We ought to have our own sub forum.

Maybe we could have our own badges, gives us access to a private forum, hmm I gots an idea.

 

[Reburn]

Is this exactly necessary?

Or you just giving us more tag lines?

One day we will get him to have fun and we will all be terrified.