Best Signature Lines

[AK Troutbum]

There are only three things to do in Alaska, fishing, hunting, and f*****g, and in the wintertime we don’t fish or hunt.

Alaska, where the men are men, and so are many of the women.


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[coloyooper]

There are only three things to do in Alaska, fishing, hunting, and f*****g, and in the wintertime we don’t fish or hunt.

Alaska, where the men are men, and so are many of the women.


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The UP- where men are men, women are men, and sheep run scared.

 

[EastHumboldt]

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy rifles and guitars... and really, isn’t that the same thing.”

My own. Not really the best one here but explains a lot.

 

[Marble]

"I may not be perfect, but whoever is I got'em scared!"

This is said at one of the moment when I'm lucky doing something. Usually gets a laugh.

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[Elkhunter777]

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[FlyGuy]

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[bowieknife50]

From an old cow vet I know: "you might be able to kick my ass, but you'd better bring a lunch"

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[Jaker_cc]

Thats mine

I’ve seen you say that a couple of times when engaged with ignorance of one kind or another.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

If your coming to kick my ass, you better pack a lunch, it's going to be a all day job.

 

[Wrench]

There are only three things to do in Alaska, fishing, hunting, and f*****g, and in the wintertime we don’t fish or hunt.

Alaska, where the men are men, and so are many of the women.


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I always made short joke to them little husky fuggers.

 

[Zeke6951]

When I was just out of high school, I worked at factory for the summer. My boss used to tell me, " I could send you somewhere to "screw" up and you would "screw" up before you got there."

 

[CorbLand]

Not a signature but the guy that got my family into hunting use to say
"There are two things you dont lend out in life, your gun and your wife, and its in that order because you have a better chance getting your wife back."

 

[Rokbar]

When I was just out of high school, I worked at factory for the summer. My boss used to tell me, " I could send you somewhere to "screw" up and you would "screw" up before you got there."

Something similar a PE coach used to us us in 7th grade, " you could screw up a 2 car funeral procession."

 

[Rokbar]

Maybe not a one liner on here, but a member goes by the handle "CoveyLeader. Without googling, what movie did that call sign from? No cheating.

 

[Moserkr]

From my buddies uncle: “All women are crazy, just pick one and stick with it”

“Why are there no woman serial killers?? Cause they dont get caught”

 

[Jake T]

Covey leader calling raven
First Blood

 

[JStearns77]

“You can’t fix stupid”

 

[Moserkr]

“What is free? Nothing”

 

[LookinforDirt]

Young bull says to an old bull while looking over a heard of cows, “Let’s run down there and **** one of them cows.” Old bull says,”Let’s walk down there and **** them all.”

 

[Coldtrail]

"if we are all thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking"

General George S. Patton