Kevin Dill
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I ran into a ground nest of yellow jackets here in Ohio once. I was operating a Stihl brushcutter and inadvertently bumped the blade above their hive. I was on foot and they chased me hard through the woods as I ran. I ended up with 19 painful stings and was pretty sick for hours.
Then there was a time I was using the same brushcutter and was carving a trail through tall blackberry briars. There was a 10' sapling growing and I cut the trail just beside it. As I swung the brushcutter I heard the blade rip into something that sounded like cardboard. It was a basketball-sized bald hornet nest and I cut it open. Hornets began spilling out in confusion, but I had no confusion at all. I had a fresh trail behind me and I HAULED ASS down it as fast as I could run. I paused at 50 or 60 yards and turned around just in time to duck a bald hornet coming at my head like a lead pellet. I dropped the brushcutter and ran to the truck where I took refuge. The suckers showed up and gave me a good display of their defensive-offensive attitude. I retrieved the brushcutter after dark.
Then there was a time I was using the same brushcutter and was carving a trail through tall blackberry briars. There was a 10' sapling growing and I cut the trail just beside it. As I swung the brushcutter I heard the blade rip into something that sounded like cardboard. It was a basketball-sized bald hornet nest and I cut it open. Hornets began spilling out in confusion, but I had no confusion at all. I had a fresh trail behind me and I HAULED ASS down it as fast as I could run. I paused at 50 or 60 yards and turned around just in time to duck a bald hornet coming at my head like a lead pellet. I dropped the brushcutter and ran to the truck where I took refuge. The suckers showed up and gave me a good display of their defensive-offensive attitude. I retrieved the brushcutter after dark.