WKR Status

Nickofthewoods said:
You can try, but we're talking about dudes that can spot the difference between Kuiu and Sitka Camo from a hundred yards away, and tell if your drinking an IPA or a white belgium from across the room. God speed.
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That's what I feared........ and to go pretend like IPA's are edible is more than I can handle.

Looks like I won't make WKR status or be hanging out with the BHA Boys anytime soon......


However I did notice that my name no longer says "junior member". I'm now just a "member" with no assumed pronouns.
 
You will never be nothing until you post in the OG 10 year thread.

Who "mansacpes " Before a backpack hunt?

I love it when this thread comes back around. I still manscape before my mountain ventures, however it’s even harder to be away from home in recent years after I installed bidets on each of my toilets. It’s hard to take a dump in the woods or anyplace else knowing that there won’t be a...
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Another step to help you achieve your WKR status...

You need to read each and every page of this thread...

Ethics in hunting, the story of my once in a lifetime Buck....

As of today it has been 164 days since I shot my buck of a lifetime. It was the culmination of a lot of hard work, good friends, and some luck. I couldn’t wait to tell this story to my Grandfather, who introduced me to hunting. The next morning, I walked up the gut wrenching reality that deer...
www.rokslide.com www.rokslide.com


And you need to watch the @Dos Perros movie that is in there. This should be a requirement for every junior Rokslider looking to achieve the coveted WKR label ;)
 
TripleJ said:
Another step to help you achieve your WKR status...

You need to read each and every page of this thread...

Ethics in hunting, the story of my once in a lifetime Buck....

As of today it has been 164 days since I shot my buck of a lifetime. It was the culmination of a lot of hard work, good friends, and some luck. I couldn’t wait to tell this story to my Grandfather, who introduced me to hunting. The next morning, I walked up the gut wrenching reality that deer...
www.rokslide.com www.rokslide.com


And you need to watch the @Dos Perros movie that is in there. This should be a requirement for every junior Rokslider looking to achieve the coveted WKR label ;)
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TripleJ, I'm 25 pages in to the BOAL mystery forum. I'm fascinated, and I'm also fatiguing quickly........ do I need to read all 117 pages?
 
jsoronen234 said:
TripleJ, I'm 25 pages in to the BOAL mystery forum. I'm fascinated, and I'm also fatiguing quickly........ do I need to read all 117 pages?
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As a WKR, you'll be expected to solo pack out your entire elk in one trip from 17 miles in (because that's the only place you'll find elk). If you're fatigued after 25 pages, I'm sorry to say you may never make WKR status. Come on man...push through!
 
Another thing you’ll need to do after reading the whole BOAL thread is try to convince all of Rockslide on your beliefs on what a hotdog classifies as.
 
Like2hunt said:
Another thing you’ll need to do after reading the whole BOAL thread is try to convince all of Rockslide on your beliefs on what a hotdog classifies as.
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If I learned anything from the BOAL murder mystery, it's that a hot dog is just a peanus that got ground up and turned back into a peanus.
 
JoMa said:
As a WKR, you'll be expected to solo pack out your entire elk in one trip from 17 miles in (because that's the only place you'll find elk). If you're fatigued after 25 pages, I'm sorry to say you may never make WKR status. Come on man...push through!
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I think you're right, I'm just not WKR material.......
 
Wow..... It's hard to take in so much good advice on how to become a WKR in such a short amount of time. Maybe now I'll get there someday.

But really though, jsoronen234 just showed us how to go from junior to WKR in one thread. Nice strategy and dedication. I've been working on it slowly, but didn't want to attract too much attention from WKR's and their elite wealth of knowledge and wisdom.
I don't even own a Tikka or hunt out of state. I just got my first Stone Glacier pack a year ago (used off the classifieds) and don't even glance at Kuiu or Sitka $$$. I guess I'm just not ready to be transcended into that plane of hunting hierarchy quite yet...

Hopefully someday I'll be worthy
 
jsoronen234 said:
TripleJ, I'm 25 pages in to the BOAL mystery forum. I'm fascinated, and I'm also fatiguing quickly........ do I need to read all 117 pages?
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This thread is gold. Also, give the “B is for BOAL” murder mystery some time. I think the memes kick in a little later in the thread. That’s the best part. Also, welcome to RS. As you can see, you’ll fit right in.
 
TheCougar said:
This thread is gold. Also, give the “B is for BOAL” murder mystery some time. I think the memes kick in a little later in the thread. That’s the best part. Also, welcome to RS. As you can see, you’ll fit right in.
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Thank you Cougar, and although I'm flattered and I do appreciate an older woman, I'm happily married.
 
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