Who "mansacpes " Before a backpack hunt?

I love it when this thread comes back around. I still manscape before my mountain ventures, however it’s even harder to be away from home in recent years after I installed bidets on each of my toilets. It’s hard to take a dump in the woods or anyplace else knowing that there won’t be a refreshing spritz at the end.
 
I love it when this thread comes back around. I still manscape before my mountain ventures, however it’s even harder to be away from home in recent years after I installed bidets on each of my toilets. It’s hard to take a dump in the woods or anyplace else knowing that there won’t be a refreshing spritz at the end.
Never fear, Amazon has your back. Full disclosure, I've never used this or any bidet for that matter, but I read about it on a thread on Rokslide so it must be good.
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I dont "manscape" but I do trim waay back before a long hunt.
I get to looking like a briar patch after 3-4 days.
Harry F. Dude.
 
Ahhh.,..The manscaping thread. The Xmas gift that keeps on giving.
Happy Christmas from Australia guys and girls.

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No. Wife loves my gorilla garden. I shaved once. She said "I married a man, not a child". Put an end to that. :ROFLMAO:

Maybe by free balling virtually my entire life I have no man hair issues whether hiking or not.
 
It's probably then mentioned somewhere in the 18 pages of this thread, but trimming back the ass hair before a backpack hunt greatly reduces the amount of toilet paper you'll need to take and it can help prevent some very messy situations if you have the kind of ass hair that tends to get tangled.
 
It's probably then mentioned somewhere in the 18 pages of this thread, but trimming back the ass hair before a backpack hunt greatly reduces the amount of toilet paper you'll need to take and it can help prevent some very messy situations if you have the kind of ass hair that tends to get tangled.
dreadlocks.
 
Does the fact that this thread repulses me but I can’t stop reading mean I should adopt some pronouns?

If you don't have a pronoun associated with yourself it would suggest you also have no gender and are thus an androgenous weirdo or a robot.
 
My wife asked me one time if she could use my hair clippers to cut the sun inlaw's hair.
Yeah sure can, but when your done tell him that I use them to shave my private parts. Of course she didn't. But you know who did.
 
My wife asked me one time if she could use my hair clippers to cut the sun inlaw's hair.
Yeah sure can, but when your done tell him that I use them to shave my private parts. Of course she didn't. But you know who did.
Thank you! I shall now wait for the moment to torment my daughter's boyfriend. He is not a keeper...

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Enlightening thread.

Never shave the face. I have slow beard growth so not an issue. I work hard to get the sparse fulness that I don't have. LOL.

Down South. Hell no. Sounds like a prickly nightmare in the backcountry when it starts to grow back.
 
The only thing I'll do is trim my toenails. I'm more than happy to pack dude wipes and extra TP rather than be prickly down under or risk ingrown hairs! Did it once, never again.
 
It's probably then mentioned somewhere in the 18 pages of this thread, but trimming back the ass hair before a backpack hunt greatly reduces the amount of toilet paper you'll need to take and it can help prevent some very messy situations if you have the kind of ass hair that tends to get tangled.
as that is very delicate and precise work, we're gonna need a tutorial video on this one.

(please no!)

lol
 
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