Who is the King of Rokslide?

[Lil-Rokslider]

I was reading a different thread, and it was pretty much a useless thread until some rokslide heroes came and saved it with worthwhile contributions of memes and such.

It got me thinking about the true definition of a rokslide hero, and if we could only pick one, who would be the King of Rokslide? I would submit that the most objective way to crown the king would be to use the ratio of reaction score to messages, unless someone can convince me of a better formula? This formula shows a consistency in posting funny, thoughtful, helpful, instigating posts that warrant a response.

I've only looked briefly, but @Fingershooter23 has the best ratio I've seen so far, with an impressive 7:1 ratio!

Can anyone top that ratio?

 

[Beendare]

@mighy Mouse

Always patient with good info…never sarcastic….

I dunno how he does it….grin

 

[fngTony]

But do you know who your “daddy” is?

 

[NDGuy]

I know the Queen of Rokslide is @WRO

 

[sndmn11]

I submit the "kid" who got a few thousand dollars "for binoculars" when he showed up.

 

[Lil-Rokslider]

But do you know who your “daddy” is?

 

[fngTony]

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No, I’m just your meme cop. 5milesback is your “daddy”

 

[fngTony]

I submit the "kid" who got a few thousand dollars "for binoculars" when he showed up.

I vote for the epic rokslider OG DramaLlama.

 

[2five7]

Is that like asking who's the least handicapped kid on the short bus?

 

[Lil-Rokslider]

No, I’m just your meme cop. 5milesback is your “daddy”

My whole life has been daddy confusion, so naturally it carries over to Rokslide.

 

[Lil-Rokslider]

I vote for the epic rokslider OG DramaLlama.

Hard to argue with that choice, but his "Ratio" doesn't fit the bill.

 

[crgchck]

But do you know who your “daddy” is?

I might be my own daddy!! Don’t judge mamas kinda hot

 

[SWOHTR]

Since no one else has outright claimed the title and wants to be all democratic about it, I claim the title as king!

 

[crgchck]

No

Since no one else has outright claimed the title and wants to be all democratic about it, I claim the title as king!

no nooooo… it’s mine but you may be my queen..

 

[Marbles]

Memes get the most reactions. I enjoy memes at times, but they are not why I keep coming back to Rokslide. So, reaction score might make for king meme maker, but certainly not king of Rokslide.

Besides, @Fingershooter23 goes on months long scouting trips.

 

[Red Letters]

Is that like asking who's the least handicapped kid on the short bus?

I‘ve used a similar analogy on another forum, I’ve never actually seen a midget high jump contest, but I imagine they closely resemble some of the internet fights we had there

 

[UncleBone]

I submit the "kid" who got a few thousand dollars "for binoculars" when he showed up.

Been here for a little bit now, and I still havent gotten a few thousand dollars. I thought that was a free welcome gift.

 

[Randle]

I believe mtwarden would fit the bill for knowledge, honesty, helpful insight, and experience.
Hard to argue with 13k reaction score.
He walks the rokslide walk
Cool dude for sure.

 

[carter33]

Maybe @Formidilosus, of all posts his may haunt my thoughts more than any other. If it was a public company I’d probably own stock in Nightforce.

Or of course maybe the owners of the site are the “kings”, making money off our bored bickering.

 

[SteveAndTheCrigBoys]

Yeah, isn't @robby denning the inherent king of Rokslide? He should also have "DADDY" status but is only listed as Administrator.... @fngTony I'm good with either, your choice