What’s Your “Easy” Project That Went Sideways?

[displacedtexan]

Approximately half of the well bred bird dogs I've owned.

Wheel bearings on my friends northern Illinois f350. That rusty pile is back in my driveway...

 

[taskswap]

Does my first marriage count?

 

[Macegl]

This spring I just finished (well mostly) our house that I have been building for the last four years.
It turned out well, but literally every project went a little sideways at one point or another. I finally just realized that to keep what little I had left of my sanity, I just had to find humor in the way things would go off the rails sometimes.
I’m sure the guy upstairs gets a good kick out of watching my life.

 

[sf jakey]

We’ve probably all been there, trying to cross a project off the list and it just doesn’t want to go quietly!

Hope you all get a laugh, hope to hear some other stories. Today I decided to do an oil change on my F350. Done it several times, no issues. Today I go to do it and right off the bat I go to remove the oil plug and the biggest clump of mud falls off my truck, right into my eyes. Couldn’t have been a more perfect shot. Queue a couple minutes of flushing my eyes with a water bottle so I can finally see again… let’s start again. Remove the plug, oil starts draining, no problem. All of a sudden a crazy 30mph wind comes out of nowhere… now all the oil that should have gone into the drain pan, blows sideways… right into my face. To make matters worse, I did it while it was hot, so it would run out easier… draining13 quarts of oil takes a while when cold. So now my face is covered in burning oil. Fuc me!

Get the oil out, filter removed, new filter installed, 13 quarts of full synthetic oil replaced… start the truck… and oil is flowing out the top of the new filter. Tighten it some more, still leaking. No idea what I did wrong probably a bad oring. But now the truck can’t move, and I need to start the whole process again. F me.

I need to hear about some of y’all’s projects that should have been easy but went sideways.

You left the old o ring from the filter on the block. Remove the new filter and you will see it stuck there.

 

[wyosam]

Been on the receiving end of a lot of those "easy" projects. Guys would bring in machines that they had tried to fix themselves, now in a box with stuff taken apart that should have never been taken apart and usually bolts missing. Too bad they cost themselves more money by trying to fix it themselves.

Full replacement cost x 2 is how I used to quote that sort of thing.


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[SonnyDay]

Yeah. Most of them. I wish I had more patience.

The only project that went pretty much as planned was cutting a ridge vent in my first house. I thought it ought to take about four hours to cut the vent (~60 ft), add the spacers, and re-shingle over it. And it did.

Damn near everything else has been a mess. Particularly if it involves a vehicle!

 

[EastHumboldt]

Every thing I do goes smooth as silk, because I’m a friggin genius. Women want me, men want to be me, dogs and horses obey my every command. Also I have shares of a certain bridge for sale.

Almost every time I’ve worked on a car or truck it has turned into a total shit show. To my credit I don’t do it anymore because after 47 attempts over 30 years, I have quickly learned my lesson. I’d rather do something I’m good at like carpentry or electrical, and earn some money to pay a mechanic.

Way back about 1990, I thought it would be a good idea to do my own engine swap on a Chevy 1/2 ton. After days of sweating, cursing, and bleeding… I had the engine in and everything hooked back up properly. Wouldn’t run. Screwed around for another day with timing and I can’t remember what else, then finally hired a mechanic to get it going. Can’t remember what I did wrong. I think I’ve blocked that memory.