I’m pretty sure God has a sense of humor, despite what you might read in the Old Testatment. I mean we’re created in his image… right? OTOH you seem to have had yours surgically removed, UNLESS….you were being ironic? You just know Moses and Aaron would look at that and say “Dost thou seest a buttcrack? Yea, though it be sinful I cannot see anything butt.” (pun intended). “Thou shalt not look upon thy brother’s buttcrack! Lest it should be an abomination before the Lord!”
K… I’m done. Awaiting fallout.