Vasectomy

[2tuna]

My recommendation? Make sure you're not hungry on the table.

I don't eat breakfast, but man, I'm starved by the time lunch rolls aroun. My precedure was for 11:30. Doc get's my nuts numb, does the ol' snick and snick, and starts cauterizing.

Suddenly I'm smelling roast pork at the chinese buffet and my stomach starts growling. Doc chuckles. Took me a moment to realize I was the bbq.

Other than that, no problem

 

[dirtshooter]

Interestingly enough I work in a lab and can do the follow up testing myself which seams convenient.

My buddy said they taped his weener to his belly for the procedure and the worst part of it all was when they pulled the tape off.

Yeah they aren't gentle about that party lol

 

[Okie-hunter]

The worst part of mine post procedure was when I’d get out of the shower & put underwear on without putting neosporin on the incisions. The scab would dry to my underwear & I basically had to peal it off stuck to my underwear. That wasn’t comfortable & happened a few times! I was pretty uncomfortable the 3 days following the procedure but was covering miles turkey hunting with zero issues 8 days post snip.

 

[sbaker0029]

Interestingly enough I work in a lab and can do the follow up testing myself which seams convenient.

My buddy said they taped his weener to his belly for the procedure and the worst part of it all was when they pulled the tape off.

Collect the sample on the clock.

They told me I needed to get it to the lab with 45mins. I live 35mins from the hospital. Mad dash hoping I didn't get stopped for a very awkward conversation with a cop.

Just hope the nurse is gentle and doesn't grip and rip lol

 

[Okie-hunter]

Was I the only one that was offered a kit you can take home & send your sample in via mail? Totally eliminates the return visit to get tested & if you fail they’ll send another kit & you send it back again in a couple months.

 

[Hnthrdr]

Was I the only one that was offered a kit you can take home & send your sample in via mail? Totally eliminates the return visit to get tested & if you fail they’ll send another kit & you send it back again in a couple months.

Didn’t get that till my second vasectomy

 

[dirtshooter]

Was I the only one that was offered a kit you can take home & send your sample in via mail? Totally eliminates the return visit to get tested & if you fail they’ll send another kit & you send it back again in a couple months.

I got cups to take home and an address for the lab to drop off. Thankfully they're open Saturdays. 1hr time limit to drop off

 

[M3Inline6]

Less than 15 minutes to have the procedure done lol

Yep! It’s a quick one. Fired off 3 a day for 30 days, had sample checked, and done…..all at the ripe age of 28 years old. lol! Eighteen years later and still happy as a clam.

 

[82ndshawn]

I got mine done but they knocked me out. Recovery was cake too!