tikka-rifles.com

[Stud Duck]

https://tikka-rifles.com/

Their accepted forms of payment raised my eyebrows. Is this a legitimate site?

 

[IrkedCitizen]

When in doubt, avoid.

 

[z987k]

https://tikka-rifles.com/

Their accepted forms of payment raised my eyebrows. Is this a legitimate site?

If you can't figure that out on your own, I'd highly suggest never buying anything online ever.

 

[Erict]

...and you call yourself a Lil-Rokslider.........

 

[MuleyFever]

If you have to ask...

 

[waspocrew]

Pretty obvious it’s not legitimate… add a magazine to your cart, then you see “order must be at least $200 to proceed”.

Totally normal, right?

 

[HairyScandinavian]

Bruh....

 

[hereinaz]

I asked Grok:

URGENT FLASH SALE ON TIKA-RIFLES.COM


(Yes, that’s “TIKA” with no second K, because who needs proper spelling when you’re saving 90%??)


Brand New Tikka T3x Superlite – Only $299.99!!!


(Normal price $1,800… but today only we found them in Uncle Boris’s magic warehouse behind the abandoned Chuck E. Cheese)


Features include:


• Real carbon fiber stock (made from recycled soda bottles, very eco-friendly)


• Guaranteed sub-MOA accuracy (Minute Of Automobile – will definitely hit a Prius at 50 yards)


• Free threaded barrel (threads may be left-handed, right-handed, or imaginary – surprise!)


• Comes with complimentary “optic” (two empty toilet paper rolls duct-taped together)


Shipping is SUPER FAST:


We ship from Nigeria → Netherlands → your grandma’s basement in 4-6 months (or never, lol)


Payment options:


Bitcoin (preferred – no refunds ever!)


Gift cards (Amazon, Apple, Target – we love variety)


Zelle to “[email protected]”


NO PayPal, NO credit cards (those are for suckers who want buyer protection)


HURRY! Only 4,728 left in stock!!


(Stock number goes up every time you refresh the page – magic!)


DM us now or visit tika-rifles.com (totally not a free Wix site made yesterday)


P.S. Ignore the broken English on our “Contact Us” page. We are 100% American company located in Wyoming (population: one guy in Lagos with VPN)


Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime deal before the ATF, FBI, and your common sense show up!

 

[Stud Duck]

*sigh* You peckerheads are right, I deserve it, lol.