Well, just be forewarned things can go awry like mine!
Had mine done 4 years ago after our second girl. We were already in our mid 30's and two was enough.
Went in and the nurse asked if a resident doc that was shadowing my regular doc could observe. No problem I said, what's one more person looking at my shaved balls!
In walks the doc, the nurse, and the resident. Well wouldn't you know it but she's a very attractive younger lady. Great, now I have two women and my male doc in the room staring at my nuts. Regretted that decision, but oh well.
They tape the twig to your abdomen and cover you all up with a sheet other than a hole for the berries. Doc goes ahead and gives me some shots, which is slightly uncomfortable but not bad. Slight pinch, but manageable.
He does the right side and it goes quick. We chatted about pointing dogs while he worked.
Then he asks if the attractive resident can do the left side. I said not unless she has experience. She claims she's done it before and it's easy. So I say yes.
She goes in for the kill, and she starts taking a while. I'm talking to the doc trying to get my mind off it, but it's starting to worry me. At one point I think I hear her say "this one right?", and she keeps grabbing at the Vas D but it seems to be slipping out of the forceps. Well that was enough. The doc tells her to move over and finishes it up quickly.
They send me off with a days worth of pain meds and tell me to go get the rest at the pharmacy. They asked if my wife was here to drive me home and I lied and said yes. She was at home with the kids and I only live 5 mins from the hospital. Hit the pharmacy, which is on the way, and I ask about my prescription. They haven't got it yet. I wait about 5 mins and the pain starts creeping in. I go home and tell my wife to get them for me in a few hrs.
Sitting on the couch with ice and its starting to hurt, but not terrible. Berries start to swell overnight. I wake up the next morning and my berries are about the size of baseballs and blacker than Wesley Snipes. Walking around like a bad western cowboy and in pain. They continue to be extremely sore and black for three days. I can barely drive my stick shift, getting out of the truck hurts, still walking like a bad cowboy, and I think I took a solid 3 days off work if not more, and the procedure was done on a Friday.
I go see a doc after a week, a different doc this time because mine was off that day. He looks at them and says, yup, you had some internal bleeding in there and it will take about a month to get back to normal. It took all of a month, if not more for me to feel normal. Even after 3-4 months I had pain on the left side. There was a hard lump about the size of an almond there as well.
Still had some discomfort at that spot for 6 months post op and the almond lump was now about the size of half a peanut so I went to a specialist in a big city. He said this stuff happens in about 5%-10% of cases and it takes time to heal. Apparently it happened to him as well when he had it done. Takes about 1 or more years for full recovery. He said if it's not better after a year, I can go back to him and he can deaden the nerves around there. If that didn't work, there was an even more intense procedure that I could have done in Portland, but it was advised to do everything to avoid that.
After about a year things were back to normal. Once in a while I'd have a little pain there doing squats, but it was becoming much less frequent.
Here I am 4 years post op and no pain, all normal. Just be warned that it can happen. I still keep pics of my berries all black and huge on my phone. If my buddies send me a dumb text I'll just randomly send them the pics. Funny now, but not funny then!