We are over run with free range cattle... we’ve been chased, threatened, charged, knocked over, and had thousands of dollars vehicle damage over the last twenty years (mostly kicked at while passing).
Statue of limitations has passed, but one buddy packed a blunt for mean cows. He shot about a 50 pound long bow, so he didn’t think it did damage on the shoulder or rump, even though I told him it was as wrong. One day a mean old moo cow bull came into his bugle. The bull went past him, and he center punched that fella right on the sack. Bull went all stiff legged, then tipped over stone cold like. That bull laid there for fifteen minutes of pure panic as my buddy calculated how much a dead bull cost, and if hanging was as bad as it’s portrayed in the movies. Eventually that bull came to. Got up and stiff legged it out of there. We kept an eye on him for the rest of the season, partly out of genuine concern and partly out of fear of revenge.
My buddy never blunted another moo cow, but I still keep my eye out for that bull.
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