Taxidermy castration

[elkliver]

Taxidermist with a straight face.... "Where Deez Nuts?"

 

[EastHumboldt]

Inquiring minds want to know. Where da nuts? Hunh? Where Dey?

 

[2531usmc]

This has the potential to be an epic thread

 

[Jellymon1]

Easy fix with a chicken skin, some salt, two nerf balls, and a stapler.

 

[waspocrew]

Curious to hear what the taxi says as well. The nuts are what separate a really good mount from a great mount.

 

[kwackkillncrew]

Just staple a set of white truck nuts to it and call it a day.

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[NRA4LIFE]

I'd ask for my nuts back.

 

[Machingeaneer]

This is nuts

 

[taxidermybycam]

Could have the skin there and didn't bother to put in the clay in the sack,either lazy or forgot. Or when they tanned it ,they shaved it off

 

[Mojave]

Could have the skin there and didn't bother to put in the clay in the sack,either lazy or forgot. Or when they tanned it ,they shaved it off

Those are the odds, very few of them are doing their own tanning.

 

[eamyrick]

I had a trophy fox squirrel mounted for my bday in high school 25 years ago. I didn’t have to ask but guarantee he took the time to stuff the balls. They are the first thing anyone ever noted when they saw the mount.

 

[Tikka33]

Could have the skin there and didn't bother to put in the clay in the sack,either lazy or forgot. Or when they tanned it ,they shaved it off

They do their own tanning, Im thinking he just didnt want to bother with it. The area is just a pink patch of skin. So far no reply.

 

[taxidermybycam]

They do their own tanning, Im thinking he just didnt want to bother with it. The area is just a pink patch of skin. So far no reply.

Probably,I wouldn't expect a reply,they already got your money and to them it's probably small beans . Now if you called the saying hey I want a lifesize grizzly they'd call you back immediately

 

[EastHumboldt]

I had a trophy fox squirrel mounted for my bday in high school 25 years ago. I didn’t have to ask but guarantee he took the time to stuff the balls. They are the first thing anyone ever noted when they saw the mount.

Allright… we all wanna see pictures. What constitutes a trophy squirrel, anyway? Nuts that score 170 and up? Nuts wider than ears? Mouth full of nuts?

 

[EastHumboldt]

Is this guy a trophy? Or a dink?
I ask you is this a SOAL?

 

[Jimmy]

We all mess up at work sometimes, it happens. But do you think there's a ram somewhere that has 2 pair of nuts, or he installed them on a ewe?

 

[EastHumboldt]

That’s right boys…. Dat ram got double-nuts! Doiblenut ROAL!!!

 

[eamyrick]

Is this guy a trophy? Or a dink?
I ask you is this a SOAL?

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This is the Jr league compared to my trophy N Mississippi Fox Squirrel. Alas-when I moved to Texas for work at 22 the squirrel wouldn’t fit with the rest of my life crammed into 01 Nissan.

 

[Huntindog45]

thats just nuts

 

[Maverick1]

@Tikka33 - stop busting our balls with this thread! Nut up and give us the update already! Come on, man!