WTS Remington 700 - 300 Remington Ultra Mag (RUM) - Wicked Fast Boom Stick

[well_known_rokslider]

Hey! Do you wanna be SO FREAKING LETHAL!!? Checkout this Remington 700 in 300 RUM I'm selling! A hunting rifle for someone who needs GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF KNOCKDOWN POWER!! It dishes out all manners of flavors like 165gn LASER NITRO BEAMS into 1" groups. That's like mixing a normal 165gn bullet with AN ELECTICAL STORM!! Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY LETHAL!! What's that? You want heavier pills? well how about 212gn THUNDER FREIGHT TRAINS, made with lightning, REAL LIGHTNING, going into an inch and a quarter!! Hunting, YOU'LL BE GREAT AT IT! That elk step out into a clearing two zip codes away??? NO PROBLEM!!! This isn't your sickly cousin's creedmore **** stick, this is Mjolnir melted down and forged into shoulder fired DEATH STAR!! You're gonna be putting 30 cal warheads on foreheads so fast Mother Nature's gonna be like SLOOOOOW DOOOOOWN!!! And you'll be like 'F**K YOU' and kick her in the face with your ULTRA MAGNUM LEGS!! Have you always wanted kids? Well great because hunting with a rifle this EXTREME will give you insane, youtube guntuber levels of POTENCY!!! Your wife will only have to look at you holding this modern day ANTI-TANK RIFLE and then BOOM! Instantly pregnant!! You're gonna have babies, LOTS of babies!! 400 BABIES!!! But that's ok because you won't even break a sweat feeding them all when you're packing this REMINGTON CRUISE MISSLE!!! You can pay for school, but you can't buy class... unless you buy the USS Thunderchief right here then you'll be OOZING WITH CLASS!!

Scope: NOT included, you don't need a scope cause this thing sends lead wherever you point it at MACH 87!!
Scope bases: included, cause maybe you're not confident with all this raw dog power and want to put a scope on it.
$750 shipped. Discount for F2F Wisconsin/Midwest.

But really, take a look and have a great Thanksgiving!

 

[Mike Buell]

Hey! Do you wanna be SO FREAKING LETHAL!!? Checkout this Remington 700 in 300 RUM I'm selling! A hunting rifle for someone who needs GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF KNOCKDOWN POWER!! It dishes out all manners of flavors like 165gn LASER NITRO BEAMS into 1" groups. That's like mixing normal 165gn bullet with AN ELECTICAL STORM!! Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY LETHAL!! What's that? You want heavier pills? well how about 212gn THUNDER FREIGHT TRAINS, made with lightning, REAL LIGHTNING, going into an inch and a quarter!! Hunting, YOU'LL BE GREAT AT IT! That elk step out into a clearing two zip codes away??? NO PROBLEM!!! This isn't your sickly cousin's creedmore **** stick, this is Mjolnir melted down and forged into shoulder fired DEATH STAR!! You're gonna be putting 30 cal warheads on foreheads so fast Mother Nature's gonna be like SLOOOOOW DOOOOOWN!!! And you'll be like 'F**K YOU' and kick her in the face with your ULTRA MAGNUM LEGS!! Have you always wanted kids? Well great because hunting with a rifle this EXTREME will give you insane, youtube guntuber levels of POTENCY!!! Your wife will only have to look at you holding this modern day ANTI-TANK RIFLE and then BOOM! Instantly pregnant!! You're gonna have babies, LOTS of babies!! 400 BABIES!!! But that's ok because you won't even break a sweat feeding them all when you're packing this REMINGTON CRUISE MISSLE!!! You can pay for school, but you can't buy class... unless you buy the USS Thunderchief right here then you'll be OOZING WITH CLASS!!

Scope: NOT included, you don't need a scope cause this thing sends lead wherever you point it at MACH 87!!
Scope bases: included, cause maybe you're not confident with all this raw dog power and want to put a scope on it.
$750 shipped. Discount for F2F Wisconsin/Midwest.

But really, take a look and have a great Thanksgiving!

WOW!!!!


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[Chunky Dunk 71]

Hell i want to buy it just for the sales write up! LOL great marketing!

 

[well_known_rokslider]

Ha, thanks! I'm grateful the admins have allowed to stay up, at least for now... unlike certain other forums that didn't seem to appreciate a unique sales attempt!

 

[Bkottke35]

alright. That was a good one. Free bump for creative marketing.

 

[thewileyone]

Hilarious write up! My 300 RUM really liked the 180 gr sciroccos and accubonds.
GLWS


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[well_known_rokslider]

Saturday bump

 

[wrgale]

Whats the round count on it? Shoot me a pm

 

[well_known_rokslider]

SPF to @wrgale

 

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[Dennis]

Now that's an adult rifle for men! Perfect!

 

[SchwarzStock]

We were once in a bar and all the guys were pretty rough on a waitress. The Team Sgt calmed the waitress down with the phrase: don't worry about them. they all have 10lb watches and 2 inch D**ks.