Regional self deprecation

[hunt1up]

Illinois - When someone asks where I’m from it’s “Illinois, but south of I-80” or “Central Illinois, out in corn country.” I don’t want people thinking I’m from the suburbs.

 

[Nickofthewoods]

Colorado. We're like that guy who was really cool back in high school and then married a hot babe with rich parents in California. Her whole family came to visit and saw how awesome it was and sold their homes in Orange County and bought all the houses around yours and now they are signing petitions to ban hunting. Meanwhile your wife is getting less hot over time but spends more every year so you have to work overtime just to pay bills. You miss the glory days and want to uproot your life and move in with your buddies in Wyoming but they don't even want you to crash on their couch because they're afraid you'll bring your whole family and ruin their State too.

 

[fngTony]

Colorado. We're like that guy who was really cool back in high school and then married a hot babe with rich parents in California. Her whole family came to visit and saw how awesome it was and sold their homes in Orange County and bought all the houses around yours and now they are signing petitions to ban hunting. Meanwhile your wife is getting less hot over time but spends more every year so you have to work overtime just to pay bills. You miss the glory days and want to uproot your life and move in with your buddies in Wyoming but they don't even want you to crash on their couch because they're afraid you'll bring your whole family and ruin their State too.

Damn, that was deeply accurate.

 

[CorbLand]

I’ve really got nothing bad to say about Idaho, everything’s awesome here except the cali transplants….

Oh come on.

Idaho. Where the only thing that blows more than the wind is our driving capabilities.

 

[streamerfish]

Colorado. We're like that guy who was really cool back in high school and then married a hot babe with rich parents in California. Her whole family came to visit and saw how awesome it was and sold their homes in Orange County and bought all the houses around yours and now they are signing petitions to ban hunting. Meanwhile your wife is getting less hot over time but spends more every year so you have to work overtime just to pay bills. You miss the glory days and want to uproot your life and move in with your buddies in Wyoming but they don't even want you to crash on their couch because they're afraid you'll bring your whole family and ruin their State too.

sounds like Washington....and Oregon....

 

[RadialJett]

California…our governor, taxes, gas prices, etc.

Dude. You chime in for the golden state with simple facts? So much wasted opportunity. It brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Olympics777]

Oh come on.

Idaho. Where the only thing that blows more than the wind is our driving capabilities.

Are you kidding me dude, don’t you live in Utah? I’ve driven through salt lake… but also I live in north Idaho so it’s not really windy up here.