Lawyers: "First we send a strongly worded letter."
Are you sure, man? When MFâs lawyer reached out you shouldâve seen the Roksliders begging for us to take down there âslanderousâ threads. Youâd have to deal with those guys too. They get real sheepish when the lawyer contacts them.
Person: "What next?"
Lawyers: "What do you mean?"
Person: "After the letter."
Lawyers:

This is why one should always start with, "they say" and end with "I don't know if it's true."
Example: "They say I'm the greatest hunter of all time, not history, but time. I don't know if its true."
Or
"They say lampreys break the law, I didn't know we had a law against lampreys, so I don't know if its true, but as they are ugly, there should be a law. Someone should make a law."
Of course, as any good lawyer would know, there can pretty much only be libel and no slander on Rokkslide, so I appreciate the quotes.