Let’s see where this goes!! Hunting the mysterious Chupacabra

What unit was that? I’m not looking for any honey holes or gps coordinates. Just some general directions/tips/guidance. Anything helps!

I’ll sell you the coordinates for a couple good Chups. Just go to my website, trophychups.com.


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What if the pics haven’t been blurry all these years? What if chupacabre and biggie are just blurry and the pics are actual fine.....😏
 
And I’ve been buying new cameras all these years.
Great thinking. My camera is fine and they are out of focus. Hmm


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I'm glad that this topic has been brought up. In order to respect, conserve, study and better understand this creature I have generously started the Chupakabras Unlimited Forever Society, or ChUFS. ChUFS advocates for Chupakabras and related wildlife and it's fragile, endangered ecosystem. Your membership fee of $150/month, just the cost of approximately 37.5 dandy-fide coffees per month means that you're "in", you "get it", you understand that we need to band together, in alignment with other wildlife conservation societies to protect Chupakabras and allow for harvesting a sustainable number each year. You'll also get a sticker, wallet sized membership card and mood ring one year after you join and PAY THE **** UP. In year one we'll agree on a scoring system and lobby Boone and Crockett and Roland and Ward to include Chupacabras into their respected systems. We're thinking tail length plus head circumference less chin beard length divided by the sixth claw on the hind-most foot, plus fang weight. You're welcome.
 
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I pet them VERY carefully!:cool:

Like petting a porcupine, thing to remember is to always pet WITH the grain, so to speak..( easier said than done, not all porcupines, or chupacabra, have an immediate sense that you have no ill intent..)..

And don't make the mistake of getting drunk and thinking it,s gonna end well treating a semi tame campground porcupine like a stray dog, falling asleep ( schnockered, passed out..) and letting your guard down.
Not naming names, but those purported to have similar experience ( my cousin Donny ) with chupacabra have reported similar bad luck..
Don't know anything about hunting them though, good luck..
 
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