Ha. That reminds me of a funny but sad story that happened to me in Florida a few years back.
I was on a military (ocean rescue) exercise for about three weeks and a group of us were staying in a beach front hotel during the winter season. I was early for our morning meet up down at the lobby one morning and had helped myself to a cup of coffee that has the "to go" lids on them. Like many of those schitty lids, the little pinhole was not big enough to allow a good flow of coffee while drinking. Not giving any thought to it, and like I always do, i pulled out my assisted opening edc and flicked it open to poke a hole in the coffee cup lid. At that time, I was in uniform and there were two middle-aged ladies walking toward me who were going to the hotel cafe. We were about 15 steps apart, offset so as they were on their right side of the room and I was traveling my right, headed for the front desk area. As soon as the knife popped out, one of the ladies screamed and grabbed her friends arm! She was obviously scared. She must have been a "lefty" that partakes of CNN... brainwashed into thinking folks in uniform are dimented killers, lol. I smiled and continued my path to the front desk meeting area, realizing what a sorry state this country was in.
EDIT: This was supposed to include 20Dynamite07's post as a quote, but cannot figure how to add the quote on this site.