Heated moustache straightener?

Does there actually exist such an appliance? Serious question.

So a dude, while primping, plumping, and accessorizing himself, plugs in his straightener for the finishing touches on his dick broom?

Twink bid'ness.
 
Curse you big greasy. Without thinking, I googled mustache straighteners. God only knows what kind of targeted marketing databases I am on now.

Here’s your huckleberry…

 
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