Gag gift ideas

[Pro953]

If he is a hunter. Vegan cookbooks are always a go to.


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[Billy Goat]

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[mlob1one]

For those with little kids...

Hookers and Blow Save Christmas: Pepin, Munty C.: 9781777225124: Amazon.com: Books

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[shooter78]

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Lmao I wish I would have seen this durning their gravy boat sale


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[Glendon Mullins]

I do the same but with my sister in law. This year I got her one of those bathsuits with my face plastered on it

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[Shorthunter]

Whatever you land on, you can put it in an empty Tampax box for a little 'enhancement'

 

[MarquesBrewer]

For a funny gag gift, how about something that’ll give them a good laugh but is still functional? A personalized mug with a silly quote or their face on it could be fun, but a digital photo frame might work if you want something more techy.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

I have given a box of coal to several people, from Amazon

 

[ezwy]

Old taxidermy works sometimes. We passed around a white weasel for a while. And some awful old ducks.

 

[I Am Gunz]

There’s always the good ol’ can of Spotted Dick you can give.

 

[missjordan]

I ordered this calendar for a white elephant exchange coming up. Thought it was pretty funny https://a.co/d/7uFCSwC


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[Agross]

There’s always the good ol’ can of Spotted Dick you can give.

I’ve actually given this as a gift ! I saw it in a grocery store and had to buy it.
My wife and I, for a wedding gift, got a book called, Naked women smoking weed. Still don’t know who gave it to us, but thank you.

 

[Dos Perros]

If the person is driving to you, or you'll otherwise have access to their vehicle, they make little phalic-shaped valve-stem covers. Deploy them in secret. They'll discover the gift later, hopefully much later.

 

[Amos Keeto]

In the past, I've gone to the barn and selected 12 firm, well formed horse biscuits and laid them up in the barn to dry.
Shoot them with some spray on shellac until they don't shed and put them in a candy box marked "Bon bons".
Went to a CHRISTmas party that drew names and wanted gag gifts. I drew Libby.
Really cute chick, but she was about 5 foot nothing and probably weighed 85 pounds.
I went to Walmart and bought the biggest old woman bra I could find.
She got the bra and a roll of cheap toilet tissue!
SHE got a kick out of it.
The "ULTIMATE" gag gift.
I cut the cord off a useless appliance. Drilled a hoke in the base of a corn cob and pegged the wires in place with a dowel rod!
Voila! Electric corn cob!
This gift is best for someone who knows when outhouses had corn cobs for toilet paper!

Always more red corn cobs than white corn cobs.
Why?
Use a white cob to see if you need another red cob!
LOL!

 

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[GSPHUNTER]

restricted to females only. Proof of sex required.

 

[The Harbor Master]

If the person is driving to you, or you'll otherwise have access to their vehicle, they make little phalic-shaped valve-stem covers. Deploy them in secret. They'll discover the gift later, hopefully much later.

I can attest to this lol. But if possible, get black ones. My neighbor/hunting buddy's wife did this to a few of the neighbors vehicles, and they were all discovered pretty much immediately since they were bright pink. If they were black and blended in, I don't think anyone would notice for quite awhile.

 

[EastHumboldt]

Taylor Swift coloring book.

 

[TSAMP]

Hamdogger made rounds at our Christmas for about 7 years.

 

[Sevens]

Neck massage device. Saw this at HomeGoods.