Funny Quotes From Hunting Trips

[Pharmseller]

Here’s one that haunts me for what I didn’t say.

I was deer hunting with a small group years ago. We made a loop (no deer) and then came back to the dirt road. Here comes a road hunter, when he got next to us he stopped and said, “You guys lookin’ fer a feller?”

Evidently someone in his party found a guy who got lost, the road hunter was checking to see if he was one of our guys. Nope, we’re all here.

But man, what a great setup line! We talked about it later, I should have said not really, but what did you have in mind?

We still talk about it, 20 years on.

 

[tim tarras]

Out duck hunting with a buddy before work. All set up and we had a drake canvasback fly within 20 yards of us. 6 shots fired and the duck never veered. Buddy turns to me and says "Blanks"

 

[jwhit]

Regarding elk just out side of the national park “oh those? Those are peanut butter elk”