Funny Quotes From Hunting Trips

[CJohnson]

Can’t believe we are 4 pages in and no one has shared a story about walking out with one sock or minus a shirt sleeve.

 

[ReddingArcher]

Years ago, my dad, my brothers who were about 13-14 at the time and I were out blacktail hunting. The twins, always giving each other a bad time go to get in the back seat after a hike and the younger one smacks his head as he gets in, smacks it hard! So he's sitting there rubbing his head and my dad puts his hand on his shoulder to see if he's ok and he yells "dont touch me you f@ggot!" Only to look up and see its not my other brother but my dad and he just starts bawling and saying how sorry he is over and over again lol. We about died laughing, the tears coming out type laughter. One of my best hunting memories.

 

[brca005]

Got a get better soon card from a buddy after an hunt. I wasn't sick, just missed a shot I should have made.

For our wedding, my brother gave us a thank you card, opened it up and it just said "for the hangover"

Can’t believe we are 4 pages in and no one has shared a story about walking out with one sock or minus a shirt sleeve.

In college, at a 3D shoot, my guts started bubbling so that day I lost a shirt sleeve. My now wife, made me cut the other sleeve off because she knew why I was missing the other sleeve. I'm also sure there were some funny comments made from my buddies I was with.

 

[Turkeygetpwnd38]

Can’t believe we are 4 pages in and no one has shared a story about walking out with one sock or minus a shirt sleeve.

Man I had a real bad day once where I walked out with no socks. One was the usual suspect, the other to start a fire.

 

[Turkeygetpwnd38]

One recurring line we use is from my Dad's first mule deer hunt. We'd been hunting for 5-6 days hard. We sit down on a point around noon to glass the mid day lull. I'm looking far off (breaks country) and my dad tells me he thinks he sees a turkey below us. I pivot my binos on my tripod below us and there is a huge, dark horned, non typical mule deer, 180+, mid day cruising 100 yards away. I tell him that's a huge buck, shoot it. He doesn't have his gun out, isn't loaded, etc. and the buck is working through timber, he's gone in 30 seconds. It was not funny to me at the time but now before every hunt he tells me to keep an eye out for turkeys!

 

[Femur]

Keep them coming

 

[NRA4LIFE]

One of the old boys in deer camp says to my cousin after he did something dumb (don't even remember what it was) "boy, were you born stupid or did you somehow learn it along the way".

 

[Mr.Ktm]

Me and a buddy were shed hunting in pretty far. His knee started giving him troubles, I calmed him by saying “I can carry you out….. but I’d have to quarter you first though” he got a kick outta that one

 

[HuntInWild88]

I was turkey hunting with my dad and I somehow dropped my diaphragm. Got back to camp and asked my dad if he had any extras. As he tries to hand me a used one he said "don't worry if it tast like P**sy its just your moms"....... his buddy spewed out the drink he had just taken a swig and a I responded with well I guess I'm just using my slate.

 

[Nine Banger]

I was turkey hunting with my dad and I somehow dropped my diaphragm. Got back to camp and asked my dad if he had any extras. As he tries to hand me a used one he said "don't worry if it tast like P**sy its just your moms".......

 

[Smokey Bear]

Haven’t read through them all, but from fishing, the phrase
“ that’l smoke”

 

[madtinker]

In camp, my buddy is spreading jam from the community jar on bread with his pocketknife. Me: “isn’t that the knife you just used to clean a deer?” Other buddy “yeah, but don’t worry, he cleaned it really good before we left home.”

 

[ID_Matt]

My cousin and I are good hunting buddies. One day I wasn’t able to go deer hunting with him so he convinced his brother, Jack, to come instead. Jack’s idea of getting outdoors is golfing so this was a stretch to go out and hike a mountain. On the way back, cousin is sitting on the tailgate waiting and hears Jack yell as he’s coming down the mountain “just get the truck as close as you can” in an exhausted voice. Now whenever we are tired and headed back to the pickup we always recite that to each other.

 

[NRA4LIFE]

Can’t believe we are 4 pages in and no one has shared a story about walking out with one sock or minus a shirt sleeve.

Or a few bucks out of your wallet.

 

[mt100gr.]

I hunt with a Aussie guy and his butchering/processing/field care will raise you eyebrows. Dude will eat almost anything and drinks out of puddles. He doesn’t care what ends up in his game bags!

A few years back he pounded a yearling doe with a very close range frontal shot. Both shoulders had lots of bloodshot and nasty that anyone would have trimmed in the field. As he dropped them in the bag he assured me that "that will roast out".

I use that one fairly often.

Needless to say, I have to seriously micro manage the knife work if he's helping me break down something I intend to eat.