Four words that ruin an elk hunt

[NRA4LIFE]

I'll sip that moonshine.

 

[sf jakey]

Unfortunately for me this year, it was “ranch is on fire”.

 

[northernalpine]

1. “My feet are tired…”
(2hrs in, 1st day out with my daughter )
2. “Those are griz cubs!”
(Everyone in unison watching two fur balls sit down 80 yards up the trail)
3. “He has altitude sickness.”
(Morning before opener last year)
4. “My scope is loose”
(Brother in law noticing his reticle is cockeyed)
5. “This isn’t for me.”
(Friend of friend during day 2 hike in)
6 & 7. “We can make it” shortly before “I think we’re high-centered.”
(Anyone who’s ever hunted)

 

[Vaquero 45]

Were entering Grizz Country !

 

[Vaquero 45]

Bitch threw me out !

 

[IdahoElk]

No more wet wipes

 

[jonesn3]

My rangefinder battery died

 

[ScottinPA]

"you have cancer"