Four (4) reasons you should not purchase Crocs

[Dogman-K]

No traction! Slipped and fell on the slick, concrete kennel floor and now in the 8th week of post rotator cuff surgery physical therapy. Not fun!

 

[Tall Pine]

^x1000

They are indeed slippery as owl shit on a wet surface like entrances of buildings and the painted parking lots strips, dividers, handicap outlines, etc. Busted my ass in a parking lot one time and they went straight into the garbage.

 

[TSAMP]

Did you guys have them in 4 wheel drive? Cuz mine have seen some shit.

 

[mhouck06]

My crocs are with me a lot of times. They are my go to relaxing/partying/living shoe... just this past weekend though, I was at the lake walking on some uneven ground and severely rolled my ankle. Now I am not 100% sure if it was the crocs or the alcohol or a combination of both, but all I could think about was my upcoming hunts and my damn crocs hurting me!!! lol We haven't been together since.

 

[Tufrthnails]

4 is absolutely false. Apparently you've never been to Alabama in a pair of Crocs.

Or Florida!

 

[Agross]

My crocs are with me a lot of times. They are my go to relaxing/partying/living shoe... just this past weekend though, I was at the lake walking on some uneven ground and severely rolled my ankle. Now I am not 100% sure if it was the crocs or the alcohol or a combination of both, but all I could think about was my upcoming hunts and my damn crocs hurting me!!! lol We haven't been together since.

dont u dare blame those crocs ,……. Or the alcohol …..

 

[Yuhboyrob]

Absolute lies. There is nothing better then taking off your boots after a long hike and throwing on the crocks

 

[TheGDog]

Four 4 reasons you should not purchase crocs.

You're not "a player for the other team"

Does anybody really need 3 other reasons?

 

[Lamalongball]

Greatest house/comfort shoe of all time. The. GOAT.

 

[mhouck06]

dont u dare blame those crocs ,……. Or the alcohol …..

I forgave both last night. We all hung out and it was awesome!

 

[trophy_seeker]

Haha. Number 4 alone is reason enough.

 

[ranchhand02]

The little holes allow your dignity to drain out.

 

[Tod osier]

The little holes allow your dignity to drain out.

That's why I wear socks with them, the weave of the sock retains the dignity.

 

[Bigfishman]

Never had any, but heard they are comfortable

 

[3325]

Agree with those who say the holes allow your dignity to leak out.

 

[pk_]

thank goodness for evolution. women less likely to bred with croc wearers- croc wearers die out.

Most males evolve into Croc wearers AFTER successfully spreading their seed and cementing their legacy.

I too once belittled the croc sporting man. However the first time I saw them in bottomland, I openly embraced the comfort of my sole’s salvation.

 

[Dos XX]

 

[EastMT]

Considering getting one of these in Camo

 

[cedahm]

I just did a Google image search for the guy (George Bowdecker, net worth 100 million dollars) and, unsurprisingly, don’t see an image of him wearing crocs. He does wear some boxy looking footwear, though.

You got one thing wrong and one (implied) thing right

Wrong = Those are Crocs he's wearing (Maria is also wearing Crocs in this photo)

Right (implied) = George is an idiot.



Source: worked at Crocs for a decade.

 

[Poser]

You got one thing wrong and one (implied) thing right

Wrong = Those are Crocs he's wearing (Maria is also wearing Crocs in this photo)

Right (implied) = George is an idiot.



Source: worked at Crocs for a decade.

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