Four (4) reasons you should not purchase Crocs

[dtrkyman]

#6 You can get made in usa ones at Wallyworld for $10

I call em cracks! Great camp shoe!

 

[Poser]

4 is obviously true, on a 600 year timeline the recent decline in western populations clearly coralates with the rise of Crocs. Thank goodness someone is finally speaking truth to this DPRK (Democratic People's Republic of Korea) plot for world domination.

This meat and potatoes of this conspiracy is obesity:

White man puts on crocs, white man instantly too fat to have sex.

 

[KBC]

 

[FLAK]

Heck, Crocs are my going somewhere nice shoes.
Like the FloraBama.

 

[ericacymcdonald]

Wearing crocs is like getting head from a guy, it feels great till you look down and realize your gay

 

[Sandstrom]

Funny story about crocs, my wife and I were in Isla Mujeres Mexico for vacation a few years ago. We were at one of the marinas checking out the yachts. Turns out the owner of crocs had his giant catamaran docked there. We started talking to the deck hands and to make a long story short, traded a bucket of beers for a tour of the boat. Based on my wife’s reaction to the boat, I am guessing #4 is not a problem for the crocs guy!!!

Ryan

 

[Poser]

Funny story about crocs, my wife and I were in Isla Mujeres Mexico for vacation a few years ago. We were at one of the marinas checking out the yachts. Turns out the owner of crocs had his giant catamaran docked there. We started talking to the deck hands and to make a long story short, traded a bucket of beers for a tour of the boat. Based on my wife’s reaction to the boat, I am guessing #4 is not a problem for the crocs guy!!!

Ryan

I just did a Google image search for the guy (George Bowdecker, net worth 100 million dollars) and, unsurprisingly, don’t see an image of him wearing crocs. He does wear some boxy looking footwear, though.

 

[Billy Goat]

The crocs are modern jelly shoes.



My only problem has been getting them resoled.

 

[307]

I call em cracks! Great camp shoe!

I put a bungee heel strap on mine for when shit gets serious!

 

[Carlin59]

I just did a Google image search for the guy (George Bowdecker, net worth 100 million dollars) and, unsurprisingly, don’t see an image of him wearing crocs. He does wear some boxy looking footwear, though.

He’s “dating” Taylor Swift, must have some game

WHAT A CROC! Shoe Mogul Blames Taylor Swift For DUI

WHAT A CROC! Shoe Mogul Blames Taylor Swift For DUI

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[2531usmc]

He’s “dating” Taylor Swift, must have some game

WHAT A CROC! Shoe Mogul Blames Taylor Swift For DUI

WHAT A CROC! Shoe Mogul Blames Taylor Swift For DUI

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Crocs are manly as long as they are camo crocs!

 

[Wapiti1]

Sorry, I regularly pick up women in Walmart with my crocs


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B.S. you're not strong enough to pick up women at Wal-mart. If you could even get your arms all the way around them.

Jeremy

 

[Wapiti1]

My only problem has been getting them resoled.

You just pull a tire off your roof, cut to fit, and glue that sum'bitch together. You'll get another 10-15000 miles, no prob.

Jeremy

 

[FLAK]

You just pull a tire off your roof, cut to fit, and glue that sum'bitch together. You'll get another 10-15000 miles, no prob.

Jeremy

Great idea, but then I need to find another tire to put on my roof.
Dont want no trashy looking cut up tire on my roof!!
I got my standards.

 

[Wapiti1]

Great idea, but then I need to find another tire to put on my roof.
Dont want no trashy looking cut up tire on my roof!!
I got my standards.

No extras on the dead cars in the front yard?

Jeremy

 

[Tradguy]

The strap on the back of crocs is so they don't fall off during sex.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

I see a guy wearing crocs and I think, Karen.

 

[ODB]

I agree with not purchasing, but what if they are a gift? I watched my brother in law roll out of his tent and stalk an antelope in his crocs. To be fair he did put them in four wheel drive mode for the kill.


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Know of a PH who hunts elephant in crocs. But then he’s Zimbabwean and shoes sometimes get in the way.

I also work with the guy who built the European distribution framework for Crocs.

 

[hutty]

Crossed the line when you start questioning a man and his crocs! LOL. Best shoe for wearing after getting out of waders/ knee high boots. Here are some OG crocs I picked up in Zimbabwe a few years ago.

 

[jmez]

I wear them all the time. They are comfortable. I don't give 2 &^$%s what they look like.