This will be a long one, but I love this memory so much I figured I'd share in full detail for those interested.
We hunt a spot during gun season that requires a 5 mile rip upriver in the boat. It was an afternoon sit, and we got there a bit late due to the Vikes/Bills 2022 OT game. I was with a buddy (Brother in law) who is a late-onset hunter. He'd had limited shooting experience at this point, and had never shot a big game animal.
We park the boat, creep into our spots, and set up. It's a small public piece, but it holds a lot of does due to bedding cover and forest floor browse. It's a gamble with how far you want to push in to avoid bumping deer, so we always end up within sight of the boat. After clearing the thick browse closer to the river, it opens up into some large pines and oaks. There's a little rolling elevation to it, so if you choose a good spot, you have good visibility from the ground. With the rifles, we don't bother bringing the saddles.
I'm about 200 yards from the river, buddy is about 80 yards past me, both sitting in lawn chairs. Things always seem to happen fast there, and I soon hear some very angry does blowing at us. I scan over to my buddy, who is frantically stuffing his phone back in his pocket, but it was too late. We were in overtime at that point and the game was crazy, and he can't scan the woods while glancing down for each play. This was minutes before Josh Allen fumbled in the end zone, so I don't fault him too much, but I did send a WTF text.
About 15 minutes later, another group of 5 or so does/fawns came through at a good pace. The deer here for whatever reason always come in hot. I am not sure why that is - bumped by bucks in the rut, river carries scent in odd ways? Every year they come trotting in, and I can't figure it out.
He was ready this time, and when they were about 40 yards from each of us, he shot the lead doe. She and one of the others ran right to me and stopped. I could see that she was gut shot, maybe liver too, but she was about 5 yards from me, and confused as all get out, so I stepped a good step to the right to make sure he was clear and shot her frontal from max 15 feet. She flopped, and the other doe just stared at me, standing about 5 yards further to my left. I rechambered the old .270, and set a 150 fusion into her lungs too. After buddy had figured out I dropped both, he turned around to engage the final snorting deer that was about 60 yards behind us. He shot that one, and it ran a short ways and hit the ground, trying to keep going but wasn't getting anywhere.
We quickly met in the middle, exchanged "holy shits" and went to his 3rd deer, which was still moving around, also gut shot. I instructed him to go finish it off, not really realizing that I should have said to either slit its throat, or shoot it in the neck/head. I wasn't thinking in the moment that 40 yards is one thing, but shooting point blank or bleeding one out isn't really the most 'stomachable' way to finish your first deer. Well he walked up to that button buck and put a .308 round right into the front shoulders of that damn 80 pound deer. We didn't get much grind from those shoulders at all.
I gave him some shit about that, but at the end of the day, we got 3 deer in about as many minutes, and no tracking was needed. We drug them to the bank and hopped in the boat. It was just past dark, and he'd left his wife at home with a toddler and a 2 week old, so we were getting some texts I'm sure most of us have gotten. No worries wife (my sister,) we're 30 minutes from home. Due to our delay, we planned to gut the deer at his place, just a few minutes from the landing.
Boat fires right up but we cannot get the damn thing in gear. WTH! We start trolling down river while I take apart the throttle with the tip of my knife. I don't know shit about boats, and can't figure it out. Nothing appears to be wrong, it'll rev in neutral, but when you pull the switch to throttle into gear, the throttle jams up and won't move. We both look at things and cannot find the issue. We troll as fast as we can, and the current is with us (thank god because trolling into the current we barely clear 1mph) but it's taking forever to make progress.
We crack open a Busch Apple (best post hunt fall beverage) and reminisce on the hunt while coasting back to the landing. We did figure out that if we start the motor and throttle up a little, the jet propulsion throws enough water that we were able to hit about 5mph with the current. It took us about 2.5 hours to get back to the landing, and by now his wife was pretty pissed (rightfully, as I'd convinced her to let us go on a "quick" evening hunt and we'd leave for the landing at sundown.)
I gutted and skinned all three deer in his shop that night while he did damage control. He came out to help once the storm had passed.
After the next summer of flawless use from the boat, we assumed the cable had gotten iced up in the below-freezing temps. That next year, we went to go up the river again and couldn't get it into gear trying to leave the landing. We were confused and attributed it to cold temps playing havoc with something to do with the throttle cable. I dug into it that day and found the aluminum cable housing/shroud where it connects to the motor had broken, so it was just kinked up and needed to be straightened out with a pair of pliers to let the cable slide. I have no idea why it only happened in below-freezing temps, but it's been flawless since.