Since this thread has devolved into some folks acting tough, here's my fede
Since this thread has devolved into some folks acting tough, here's my Federal Marshall story. This took place in 2012.
I took a gal I was dating out shooting in the Oregon coastal range. We took logging roads about an hour and a half into the hills, found a spur road with a good backstop and spent about an hour shooting.
Now we had just started dating, and I wanted to be polite so as we finished loading up the truck, I told her I was going to head behind some bushes to take a leak.
I was probably 100 ft from the truck, beyond the end of the spur road, down a hill.
I head a truck pull up to the head of the spur road. Like many spur roads, you can see the whole damn thing from the main road, so they could see my truck and her standing by it.
I couldn't see them due to the bushes and my 3/4 finished piss, but I heard the vehicle turn down the spur road towards us.
I figured it may have been a logging company truck there to tell us we were on private land, but as I rounded the bushes and headed back up the hill towards my truck I saw an early 2000's purple Mazda pickup.
I didn't think they'd seen me, so I approached my truck in a way that let me stay concealed. I had a 12ga loaded with slugs that I hadn't put away yet (I used to love getting girls to shoot slugs), and I made my way for it just in case.
I got to my shotgun right as they pulled up, she was standing between them and my truck.
Two grungy dudes got out with ARs.
Let me repeat that.
Two dudes see a chick alone out in the woods and they decide to pull up on her with ARs drawn.
I pumped the shotgun and put one through their windshield. Then pumped it again and pointed it at the guy nearest to her. "Try it" I said.
Slowly they got back in their truck, and backed out. Slowly. They took their damn ******* time.
The chick I was with was freaking out and bawling her eyes out. I told her to get in the truck, but she wouldn't hear it.
When they were out of sight, I lowered my shotgun, tossed her ass in the truck, and hightailed it out of there.
"Why the **** would you do that!"
"You tried to kill them!"
"My friend said you were crazy, he was right"
I didn't have much to say.
About 10 mins later a blacked out Chevy Tahoe coming the other way just about ran us off the road. Then another one. Then another one. The 4th one stopped in the middle of the road blocking us.
Out stepped a clean cut guy with a bullet proof vest on, and he approached my window
On his vest was a badge that read "Federal Marshall".
"You two see a purple pickup truck?"
"Mazda?"
"That's the one."
"Yeah."
That chick never spoke to me again. I found out later that I was the 'other guy', so sounds like I dodged a bullet.
There ya go fellas.