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Lil-Rokslider
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Devil himself we get plenty of BF.
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Wait, I thought you said you get plenty of bigfoot action?Yeah freaky, can you tell us a big foot Story now?
If that happened to me, I would never go in the bush overnight again . Holy shitOK, here we go....
Same friend, different area (still Utah). He and his hunting partner were backcountry hunting. Holed up in a tent. Middle of the night something starts screaming at them. They make to get out of the tent to take a look (two grown ass alpha males)
Guns are in the truck, neither has a sidearm. Up until now, just animal screams. They go to get out and a rock comes flying at them! Pretty soon they are forced back in the tent by rocks the size of their head.
This thing (I started typing motherf.... and then editedpinned my friend and his partner in a tent all night, screaming and throwing shit at them. First light, terrible smell, up all night. No rocks did any damage, but they were pinned. They look out and CAN SEE what is pinning them in. Yup, Santa Clause himself.. Just kidding, it was Bigfoot.
It was first light and all they could make out was a big dark hairy shape. That liked to throw boulders. And stunk. And screamed.
Same outcome as before, they left and never went back. I don't know the partner, but I know my friend. He has been around the block so many times they named the block after him. Only scared of two things, BF and Satan. But one thing he is not is a liar. Or a coward.
AgreedGo get a gun (a BIG gun) and Shoot that hairy MF'er. If he's being cool and all, then live and let live. Maybe leave a snickers bar or a donut to make peace. But throwing boulders at your head and your tent ain't cool. At least send a zinger down range his direction.
Wait, I thought you said you get plenty of bigfoot action?
......ok I agree let's hear about bigfoot. Nobody can have too much bigfoot.
The flannel red eyed devil man sounds creepy as shit though. Not camping in that canyon after that.
If that happened to me, I would never go in the bush overnight again . Holy shit
I'm starting to think one of two things is true. Your friend is either full of it or he wants to scare you away from his honey holes... I'll let you decideOK, here we go....
Same friend, different area (still Utah). He and his hunting partner were backcountry hunting. Holed up in a tent. Middle of the night something starts screaming at them. They make to get out of the tent to take a look (two grown ass alpha males)
Guns are in the truck, neither has a sidearm. Up until now, just animal screams. They go to get out and a rock comes flying at them! Pretty soon they are forced back in the tent by rocks the size of their head.
This thing (I started typing motherf.... and then editedpinned my friend and his partner in a tent all night, screaming and throwing shit at them. First light, terrible smell, up all night. No rocks did any damage, but they were pinned. They look out and CAN SEE what is pinning them in. Yup, Santa Clause himself.. Just kidding, it was Bigfoot.
It was first light and all they could make out was a big dark hairy shape. That liked to throw boulders. And stunk. And screamed.
Same outcome as before, they left and never went back. I don't know the partner, but I know my friend. He has been around the block so many times they named the block after him. Only scared of two things, BF and Satan. But one thing he is not is a liar. Or a coward.
I am still trying to understand why, if you were in a tent, close to vehicles and something was flinging rocks at you, you would choose to ride it out all night in the tent...I'm starting to think one of two things is true. Your friend is either full of it or he wants to scare you away from his honey holes... I'll let you decide