Coronavirus Memes

[Billy Goat]

 

[elkguide]

- 2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.

- The world has turned upside down.
Old folks are sneaking out of the house,
and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

- You think it’s bad now?
In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers.

- This virus has done what no woman has been able to do.…
cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!!

- Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood!
Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!

- Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.

- I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

- When this is over .… what meeting do I attend first .… Weight Watchers or AA?

 

[elkguide]

Since we can’t eat out,
now’s the perfect time to eat better,
get fit, and stay healthy.


We’re quarantined!
Who are we trying to impress?
We have snacks, we have sweatpants,
I say we use them!

 

[robby denning]

I call for a vote to ban Robby from this thread....
These are supposed to make us laugh , not run crying, trying to find something to gouge out our minds eye....

My wife sent me that, it was so stinking funny

 

[Backpack Hunter]

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Your name sounds more appetizing. We always called them tree rats.

Esse quam videri

 

[dieNqvrs]

 

[menhaden_man]

 

[JustJustin]

"If you could end COVID-19 by sacrificing a part of the US, which state would you choose and why Florida?"

Because New York and California wouldn't be sacrifice!

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[Matt mi]

 

[MuleyFever]

 

[MuleyFever]

 

[MuleyFever]

 

[KSP277]

 

[CorbLand]

My wife sent me that, it was so stinking funny

Remember your post way back saying “if your post disappeared and your banned it’s because we don’t allow porn on Rokslide?”

Well, you should also not allow what you posted. Think of the kids Robby.

 

[Bear_Hunter]

 

[cnelk]

 

[cnelk]

 

[DenverCountryBoy]

 

[robby denning]

Remember your post way back saying “if your post disappeared and your banned it’s because we don’t allow porn on Rokslide?”

Well, you should also not allow what you posted. Think of the kids Robby.

I guess it could scare children, but it’s far from porn


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[robby denning]

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