Corey Jacobsen/Chuck Norris

[XLR]

Corey Jacobsen was actually born in 1906. The Merriam Elk Species was presumed extinct in 1906...
Coincidence I think not

 

[Lowke01]

Everytime Corey Jacobsen bugles 3 cows lose their virginity.

 

[Lowke01]

Elk doctors prescribe Corey Jacobsen mews to treat bull elk E.D.

 

[pokorn28]

Corey Jacobsen once killed 3 herd bulls in different drainages, with one arrow simultaneously.


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[TheCougar]

If Corey Jacobsen was a Supreme Court Nominee, he would be unanimously approved by a 100-0 vote in the Senate.

Boooooom! Too soon... too soon...

 

[johnhenry]

I don't even know who this guy is and I am finding this hilarious.

 

[Squirrels]

This is better than the ohiobooners saga on AT!!!


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[pokorn28]

Corey Jacobsen’s bow is equipped with a single fixed, non-adjustable pin and is good to 1,000 yards.

Corey Jacobsen’s bulls actually run toward the truck after being shot.

When Corey Jacobsen packs out a kill, it’s always downhill.


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[NebraskaStickHunter]

When Corey Jacobsen bugles, wolves chase elk towards Corey Jacobsen.

Corey Jacobsen’s mother was a cow elk.

 

[pokorn28]

Corey Jacobsen starts fires with dental floss and water.


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[NebraskaStickHunter]

Elk look for Corey Jacobsen wallows

 

[Lowke01]

Corey Jacobsen makes hunting look so cool that Instagram models are now demanding Idaho fish and game give them premium hunts in return for free publicity

 

[Gumbo]

Elk doctors prescribe Corey Jacobsen mews to treat bull elk E.D.

I just about choked to death on a pistachio while reading this one!!!

 

[Lowke01]

I just about choked to death on a pistachio while reading this one!!!

Sorry about that. Hopefully you got a good laugh in after you caught your breath.

 

[Jbruno]

When bulls seem to be hiding, they are really at Cory Jacobson choir practice; aka Elk201.


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[Jbruno]

In the off-season, elk migrate in flocks to YouTube screens to learn the Cory Jacobson accent.


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[goodgrouper]

Corey Jacobsen doesn't gain elevation, he pushes the earth down.

 

[Jbruno]

Cory Jacobson doesn’t contour on topo lines. Topo lines contour on Cory Jacobson.


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[Ridge Ghost]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Wayne Carlton, Larry Jones and Will Primos all wear Corey Jacobson pajamas.

 

[Ridge Ghost]

Corey Jacobsen once performed the gutless method using only a grunt tube