Corey Jacobsen/Chuck Norris

[Molon Labe]

That is not beetle kill you are looking at...those are just spots Corey Jacobsen blasted locater bugles

 

[Yooper]

Corey Jacobsen once shot a 380" public land bull in Wyoming.....while he was on vacation in Florida.

 

[ChrisAU]

Corey Jacobson once fell while hunting in Arizona. That spot is now known as the Grand Canyon.

 

[MallardSX2]

Corey Jacobson uses bear spray for aftershave.

Corey Jacobson doesn't need a water filter and actually prefers drinking wallow water.

 

[wind gypsy]

Breaking news: Post menopausal cows are again being bred after hearing Corey Jacobson bugles.

 

[Kootenay Hunter]

Forget CWD, new disease decimating elk all over the west - CJB - Corey Jacobson Buglitis

 

[TheCougar]

Corey Jacobsen can fit 200 quarts into a 120 quart cooler.

 

[NebraskaStickHunter]

Corey Jacobsen once called himself into a bugle.

 

[arthur1034]

A bull came to my couch while I watched Corey Jacobsen bugle on Youtube.

 

[D16]

A bull came to my couch while I watched Corey Jacobsen bugle on Youtube.

Prolly the best one yet.


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[pokorn28]

Corey Jacobsen’s elk pack themselves out.

Corey Jacobsen doesn’t glass elk, elk glass Corey Jacobsen.

When a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, Corey Jacobsen hears it.

Bear hugs are what Corey Jacobsen gives bears.

Once a rattlesnake bit Corey Jacobsen, after 5 excruciating days the snake finally died.

Corey Jacobsen doesn’t get blisters on his feet, instead his feet give his shoes blisters.


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[pokorn28]

Corey Jacobsen teaches elk how to bugle.


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[MT_Wyatt]

This thread is gold. Internet winning performance.

 

[arthur1034]

Corey Jacobsen doesn't need a bow, he just points his finger at an elk and says, "You!," and it falls over dead.

 

[Gumbo]

[SUP][/SUP]Corey Jacobsen’s musk is categorized as an illegal attractant in all 50 states.

It's getting dirty!!!! You are on fire!

 

[Kootenay Hunter]

Jacobsen Bull

ˈja cub sun /bool/

noun
1.
hangs around Corey Jacobson until selected for annual harvest by Corey, similar behavior to a satellite bull, but more mature than local herd bull.

 

[Ridge Ghost]

When Fish and Game does spring aerial suveys to count elk, they are simply counting the elk Corey Jacobson allowed to live

 

[TheCougar]

Dammit this is hysterical. I’m not on The Facebook or the Insta-Tweeter, but someone should post this on his account so he can see his legend grow...

 

[TheCougar]

Corey Jacobsen’s hunting license is simply a signed picture of him at full draw and states “License to Kill” at the bottom. It is valid in all 50 states.

 

[TheCougar]

Corey Jacobsen has drawn the same Once-in-a-lifetime tag four times.