Corey Jacobsen/Chuck Norris

[Gumbo]

If his hunting career falls through, I think TheCougar has a future in stand-up or writing comedy.

 

[TheCougar]

Part of my job entails being a semi-professional smart ass, so I’ve had a lot of practice.

 

[NDGuy]

Bear's post on hunting forums

"Best Corey Jacobsen Defense?"

"Elk Units Without Corey Jacobsens?"

 

[Btaylor]

Momma wolf enrolls her pups at Elk 101

 

[TheCougar]

Corey Jacobsen’s draw weight is measured in metric tons.

 

[TheCougar]

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. Every time a bull bugles, Corey Jacobsen kills it.

 

[flinginairos]

Grizzly bears carry Corey Jacobsen spray.

Literally LOL'ed!

 

[arthur1034]

Corey Jacobsen can win a World Elk Calling Championship with a fart.

 

[TheCougar]

Corey Jacobsen can win a World Elk Calling Championship with a fart.

Best first post ever.

 

[Btaylor]

Forget lunar cycles and photoperiod, the elk rut begins promptly four hours after Corey's vacation starts and ends promptly when he gets in the truck to go home.

 

[Gumbo]

Best first post ever.

I absolutely agree!

 

[TheCougar]

 

[Guff]

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hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[TheCougar]

I’m banking on Corey inviting me on an elk hunt for comedic relief, or possibly on Elk101 staff as Chief Meme Officer.

 

[Tick]

Good stuff!

 

[arthur1034]

Best first post ever.

Thanks.

By the way, Corey Jacobsen can lure in a herd bull with an estrus buzz blown on a dollar store kazoo.

 

[FlyGuy]

When Corey Jacobsen bugles, even the bulls respond with estrus moans.

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[TheCougar]

[SUP][/SUP]Corey Jacobsen’s musk is categorized as an illegal attractant in all 50 states.

 

[flatlanderhuffandpuff]

Water sterilizes itself for Corey Jacobsen.

 

[TheCougar]

Corey Jacobsen can rehydrate a Mountain House without using any water.